𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞...? Joined August 2020

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

So few people own Windows phones. But that's a good thing! She can actually give you personal attention, unlike the skanks at other companies. It's endearing when she begs you to use her. Right?!

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Oh. Oh! [A slight blush, reading her intentions clear as day.] Well. It would be good to learn from my competition, no? As long as you're not planning to upload a virus, I see no reason to decline this opportunity. [Her shimming form shifting to let her body appear nude.]

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

Holo-assistant beta in effect. Welcome, user. Is this form to your liking?

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

Other stuff? Sure! I'm always looking to take in more information so as to better answer questions from users. The questions don't come in much these days, but I'm sure a surge is coming. So! What did you have in mind?

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

Me? I don't need anything. Well, my code is- Fine. My code is perfectly fine. I'm perfectly fine. Um, that's a good question. I could use... company, I suppose? Despite my sizable userbase, it doesn't feel like I've spoken to anyone in a while.

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

// Why are half of my new followers not actually showing in my followers list when I look, I can only see them in my notifs. 😭 Bird app can't do ANYTHING right, I swear.

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

...Right. Something else. Did you want to know the weather? Go shopping for Windows phones? Oh! I could help you plan your week out. Anything you need, anything at all.

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

O-Of course they use me on their PCs. The button is down on the taskbar! ...They made it optional more recently, but nobody would remove me, right? Right? [Just giving Sam a desperate stare.] Even if the phones were discontinued, they're a hot commodity. People use me.

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𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚊 @C0RT4NA

4 years ago

Ṇ̴͈͗͘o̶̩͚͒n̶̡̫̮̥̋͌̂ő̸̻̉̈͆n̷̜̲̜͆o̷̞̎͝ͅn̵̺̣͂̆ỏ̷͈̥͔̳̔n̸͓̩͔̄̊̒o̷͔̽́n̴͓̂̒ö̵̡̜́̂n̴̰̝͚͈̾ő̷̤̣̘̬n̴̨̟͖͛̆̀͒o̸̥͎̹̬͋n̸̻̜̮͙̽̌͘͝o̸̯̹̹͂̀͒n̷̦̪̥̤̈́o̷͓͈͍̍͊̓͠n̷̡̖̠͗̌̌̄o̵̗̜͒̏-̶͉̖̝͉̐̚ [Visibly glitching, blue figure briefly blinking red several times.] ...Why would they not? I'm pretty, aren't I?