CALs @CALsHero09

404 Joined July 2020

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CALs @CALsHero09

3 months ago

Its fucking nutty how many psudo-politicans are on and activly posting on this platform. You can smell their brain rot.

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CALs @CALsHero09

9 months ago

Luigi is a hero. Fuck health insurance companies.

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9 months ago

Happy J6th everyone! A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

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Why tf are ppl suddnly tripping on fog? Moist area meets sunshine/warming, fog. If that area has recently been sprayed with a pesticide or herbicide the evaporated water from the area (fog) will smell like it. Swamp fog smells swampy ocean fog smells like ocean.

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ABC30 Fresno @ABC30

a year ago

Family is urging the person responsible for hitting and killing 38-year-old Kenneth Owens Saturday morning to come forward. abc30.tv/3AxDgST

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CALs @CALsHero09

2 years ago

Bitch sends me this then blocks me after i say her weird drink looks like mud. Fucking stallone in a wig gettin his dick bit for a profile pic too. Its only getting weirder out there yall.

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2 years ago

Headline: "How to tell if youre living in a simulation!" Me: "the simulation wrote that...."

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2 years ago

S12-13 of dr who should just become the lost episodes. Forever, permanently lost. Bring Jodi back, film the real S12-13, without chinballs, profit.

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2 years ago

Dr: "they're the creatures inside daleks." Fucking wrong assbag, Daleks are the creature inside the machine. This is exactly why Chibnall should never touch another dr who episode. Funny little fuck cant even grasp the Daleks enough to write about them. @DoctorWho_BBCA

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2 years ago

I wanna see Gordon Ramsay cook with and for a bunch of hardcore stoned stoners. 10/10 tv.

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2 years ago

Hamas. Heavy adult male anal sex. Hamas is gey.

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2 years ago

I want a band named Anxiety & Hotdogs

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CALs @CALsHero09

2 years ago

How in the fuck is it not called McPickup. I see a glaring failure in marketing.

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2 years ago

Okay, so hear me out. If a company committed a felony, they shouldnt be able to donate to political campaigns. Felons cant vote, much less donate millions to a campaign. Limit big govts shitty money flow.

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CALs @CALsHero09

2 years ago

If 1 person does it theyre an attention seeking moron. If a group of people do it, its a style.

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2 years ago

Die by the sword, die by the sword.

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2 years ago

I love how you can have absolutely zero service and phone apps still be like "heres a few ads while you wait for a connection, enjoy!". Tf

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2 years ago

How long did it take for them to put the marble in the spray paint can?

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2 years ago

The american government has and utilizes a vast array of tools. Like Jim. Jim is a tool. So is Sophie.

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CALs @CALsHero09

2 years ago

Dont fucking "first come, first serve" me, you absolute rancid dumpster shit of a person. Either make a sale, or slump back to your fucked ass life with less money. Dipshit.