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A review journey through mysterious and memorable ales. Bot by @frogonastring, with thanks to @mtrc and others for wisdom. Tweets daily. Joined November 2017

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Campaign for Real Bot Ales @CAM_Bot_RA

2 years ago

Sadly, Musk's changes at twitter have killed the API that made me work. There will be no more fake beer reviews. Thanks for all the good times, and for the times where people have tagged this account thinking that it's the real CAMRA account. Thanks CBDQ for the backend.🍻

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2 years ago

Went out to the Bell & Flapper for a swift pint of Mechanic's Genius: a savoury dark ale at 7.2% ABV that has hints of Mr Whippy and evokes feelings of overwhelming regret - retro-cool.

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2 years ago

Swung by the Cambridgeshire Legs for a pint of Obese Honey: a beautiful mild ale at 4.6% ABV that has touches of hops and evokes feelings of deep consternation - I think I'm about to pass out.

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2 years ago

Fell into the Four Hounds for a pint of Juniper Tragedy: an underwhelming porter at 4.9% ABV that has hints of citrus and tastes like grass - I wish it was better.

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2 years ago

Went out to the Cambridgeshire Inn for a pint of Muck Head: an underwhelming mild ale at 3.9% ABV that has strong flavours of banana and reminds me of a gentle massage - fantastic, I loved it.

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2 years ago

Swung by the Feathers & Dog for a drink of Meteor Newt: an acidic mild ale at 3.4% ABV that has touches of milkshake and reminds me of better times - fetch the trophy.

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2 years ago

Went out to the Old Head for a cool glass of Kestrel's Armadillo: an overwhelming porter at 3.2% ABV that has strong flavours of apples and tastes like heather - OK.

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2 years ago

Slipped into the Queen's Sword for a drink of Dawn Killer: a defined IPA at 5% ABV that has strong flavours of banana and tastes like golden syrup - like a hearty meal.

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2 years ago

Fell into the Firkin & Turnip for a pint of Jesus Wonderland: a fine old ale at 6.5% ABV that has touches of crushed dreams and reminds me of driving across France - I'm done here.

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2 years ago

Popped in to the Tulip & Scotsman for a pint of Gala Star: an alright old ale at 8.8% ABV that has hints of Salt and vinegar and evokes feelings of robust opinions - complements a plate of scampi nicely.

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2 years ago

Fell into the Bell for a cool glass of Wolf Jet: an underwhelming porter at 5.4% ABV that has strong flavours of apples and smells like guano - I've had too much to drink already.

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2 years ago

Slipped into the Northumberland Sword for a swift pint of Prince's Silver: an acidic bitter ale at 3.4% ABV that has touches of circuitous routes and tastes like golden syrup - blimey out of ten.

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2 years ago

Fell into the King's Arms for a swift pint of Marmalade Cat: an underwhelming dark ale at 3.4% ABV that has touches of squid and evokes feelings of astounding concern - somewhat OK.

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2 years ago

Went down the Fox's Ship for a cool glass of Hospital Knees: a sparkling old ale at 3.9% ABV that has hints of sausages and smells like your mother's perfume - could have been better.

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2 years ago

Swung by the Twelve Brewers for a quick half of Wooden United: an overwhelming pale ale at 5.2% ABV that has strong flavours of wood and reminds me of getting covered in wasps - try it with pork crackling.

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2 years ago

Hid in the Eleven Apostles for a quick half of Tainted Jack: an alright golden ale at 7.2% ABV that has touches of abandoned hopes and evokes feelings of slight love - I've had too much to drink already.

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2 years ago

Fell into the Pig for a quick half of Duck Shipper: a tangy mild ale at 5.2% ABV that has strong flavours of apples and reminds me of driving across France - I hated it.

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2 years ago

Slipped into the Feathers for a quick half of Jack Slap: a ripe mild ale at 4.5% ABV that has hints of Mr Whippy and evokes feelings of astounding regret - retro-cool.

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3 years ago

Hid in the White Hart for a quick half of Rare Father: a nutty porter at 6.2% ABV that has touches of tea and tastes like gobstoppers - alright, I suppose.

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3 years ago

Popped in to the Bell for a cool glass of Milk Hypnosis: an exceptional dark ale at 7.3% ABV that has hints of pub food and reminds me of something unpleasant - give me some more.