Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

He/Him | 2021-22 Magic Pro League | General purveyor of the finest jank https://t.co/ngsoa8cNpd https://t.co/2UxenOgjBO youtube.com/channel/UCZiTH… Vancouver, WA Joined October 2016

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

3 days ago

Gonna bring this to standard FNM in my mono green landfall deck and tell confused opponents that of course it’s legal, look at the set symbol, it’s from foundations.

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After weeks of asking myself why UW has been getting more popular even though rotation and meta shifts basically killed the deck it’s nice to finally have some tournament data to validate my original assumption of “Shrug”.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

5 days ago

If “Extrordinary” is a misspelling then I will die on my hil.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

a week ago

I don’t know why it’s taken me this long to realize I was reading this name wrong and I simply never questioned it.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

2 weeks ago

I feel like you could numerically track the enshittification of the internet just by measuring the average distance to Wikipedia entry for random search results.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

2 weeks ago

I feel like a lot of problems with people blindly trusting AI information’s quality would be solved if they just tried to use it to “learn” about a subject they were already an actual expert in so they could be horrified at how eloquently and confidently it spews total dribble.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

2 weeks ago

Apparently anointed procession is like $50? I love this trend of bulk mythics I buy 4 of for meme standard decks I’m going to play at one FNM turning out to be big dollar commander cards a decade later.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

3 weeks ago

Probably not the greatest deck in the world, but gods, what a funny turn 4.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

3 weeks ago

Tough to be an honest haunted VHS distributor in this annul economy.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

3 weeks ago

Y'know I'm unironically starting to think of all of the cards printed into standard in the last year, Into the Flood Maw might have secretly been the biggest mistake all along.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

a month ago

Back before YouTube existed when someone brought out a power washer for the driveway would everyone else in the neighborhood come around to watch?

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

a month ago

When are we getting the next Pro Tour in Hawaii? It’s been too long, I’m really craving malasadas.

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Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic

a month ago

Huh. This is actually working better than I expected. Putting 8 copies of Jeskai Revelation on the stack is kinda addicting. Really hoping the third air conditioning repair attempt this week actually succeeds tomorrow, because I sorta want to stream this now.