Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

Professional sh!tdisturber and part time artist. Canada Joined August 2013

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

3 years ago

Is it just me or does everyone think that black people in the east coast are always from Jamaica or Haiti. #eastcoastcanada #canada

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

I got Disney+ the day it came out and it has my favourite shows of all times. Yay

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

Thank you @cordae for spending 497 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0huGjMy…

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

Am I the only one who hates raid shadow legends but loves their ads? Like that shit is hilarious.

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Someone commented on a post where I purposely wrote something boring. Boring I feel happy that I occupied your brain for 3 seconds and weirdly amused that someone took the time to let me know I am boring. Now it’s kinda living rent free in my head.

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

I am so black that while I am laying in hospital bed I am doing the black panther salute by habit

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

The nightmare of a psych major is knowing the statistics of relationship outcomes and knowing people going down the deep end.

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CFvYFYPMmnJ/…

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

Just watched tenet it is such a good movie and such a high level concept executed so well it is so hard to spoil because the twists are insane. #TENET

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

5 years ago

I am starting to think people who say: Stop bothering with people who talk bad about you, don’t have much of good reputation to save

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

6 years ago

Dating shed full story on my podcast this week. Self-sabotage: I noticed a lot of girls have self sabotaging habit when it comes to dating. How do you know your self sabotaging. You don’t know why guys ghost you or you only get guys that are horrible.

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Chris Mkandawire @CMkanda

6 years ago

Currently talking to a girl I think she has trust issues and a tendency to self sabotage so hard. if she was a suicide bomber she would come up with a miracle cure for cancer.

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Scamvincible @ScammerinSlava

6 years ago

Why the fuck do I see people at the grocery store wearing N95 Masks, unless you people are performing medical procedures that aerosolize secretions then you are simply taking away materials for healthcare staff