Chris Carlton @COMICbrute
Joined June 2011-
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Chris Carlton retweeted
Life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs.
Are they gonna start airing football on AMC and HBO soon? It's the hot new Sunday Night Drama. #WalkingBrainDead #GameOfUSA #BreakingBall
I used to be a rapper named Emcee Escher... The direction of my flows and rhymes were a matter of perspective.... #ArtHumor
There it is... The dumb thing that I can't quit laughing at for today... #Metal… instagram.com/p/BVAU18RhaH0/
I like my women like I like my #Covfefe ... Short, confusing, incoherent and gone a shortly afterwards...
My #Covfefe Maker is broken... It only brewed half a pot and then disappeared shortly afterwards...
K... This is pretty funny... #NeverNoticed instagram.com/p/BUSlmCThJbD/
In observation of #EarthDay , I am recycling the same Earth Day joke from last year... #WeveAllGottaDoOurPart
K... Sorry... This made me laugh... #AmericanCulture instagram.com/p/BS3o8SShkwU/
Here ya go ladies... Its 2017... Time to start Rockin' a do that's the female equivalent and… instagram.com/p/BRUIp3yBk6x/
So... I've been told there's a G-spot in Uranus.... #science #religion #Satire… instagram.com/p/BRTqqxhhiJT/
Meow-bow-wow yippy yo-yippy yay... Scratchin a record like a litter box is gettin me… instagram.com/p/BQJC06nFpQQ/
It's only been a day... And I'm already tired of #AlternativeFact jokes on social media #AternativeOpinion
LuxeLioness @luxe_lioness
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Werewolf Radar Parano... @WerewolfRadar
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Raquel @Raquel40705245
50 Followers 4K Following ❕🤠 Му nаme is Rаquel!💘 Нerе is mу аlbum аnd my nudе рhоtоs!)) Vоte for me, pls:🐞 https://t.co/HfWNN8KFIE
Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz
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