Retail Job:The Worst @CSComplain
I work at a retail store and hate everything about it. Follow for my rants against the customers. DM or tag me for a retweet. Joined April 2014-
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I don't even feel bad about calling in "sick" anymore.
Customer service is the art of treating assholes like people. #RetailLife
Do NOT stand at the side of the counter while I'm checking you out. Stand there like a normal person.
No joke. Today I had to knock on a dressing room door for a lady who wouldn't do it herself. Turns out she was just looking for her kid?
Some days, the customers are so pathetically stupid, it's harder to be angry than it is to laugh.
"Are there any other dressing rooms?" "There are some in the front if these are full." "Oh... I have to walk ALL the way up there?"
There isn't much I hate more than seeing people I went to high school with come into where I work.
This lady came into the store today with the two worst children ever. She screamed at them the entire time she was trying on clothes.
Is there one person on this planet who ACTUALLY likes working in retail? No? Didn't think so.
Coworker: "Wanna go grab lunch together?" Me: "No I have a bunch of errands." Truth: "I'd rather die."
Spend about 85% of my day thinking up ways to hurt myself for worker's comp.
I actually used the phrase "creepy mannequin areolas" today. I weirded my boss out.
Actually overheard a woman say this today: "I can't read this. It's in Mexican or something."
"It's the 7th" "So will this coupon work?" "No it starts tomorrow." "Oh on the 7th?" "Ma'am, today is the 7th. Tomorrow is the 8th." #really
If I decide never to have children, my job is to blame.
If I don't know with absolute certainty that we have an item, I'm telling you "we don't have it" I'm not wasting everybody's time looking
Lady came in and paid a $46 bill with crumpled singles... I'm gonna go ahead and judge you. #youreastripper
A bratty little kid was running through the store today. She tripped and bit the dust. I laughed out loud. #ihatekids
I'm always embarrassed to tell people I've already graduated from a 4 year college. Yep. I'm working minimum wage now. #livinthedream

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