Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 @CSG1973
I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian. Somewhere on the water Joined August 2009-
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So graceful.
The Taliban seek to erase the beauty and authenticity of Afghan dresses by imposing the burqa on all women. Afghan women’s traditional jewelry and dresses are not just fashion—they’re heritage, with every detail a masterpiece of culture and timeless beauty.💔
Relaxing together 📹seanzeeds, Instagram
One thing to remember about Shabana Mahmood as she takes up her new position: In January, as Justice Secretary, she and her department quietly enforced new probation service rules. It should have provoked utter outrage but not that many took notice. Under her rules, judges…
Utter tosh. One of the most successful women in politics was a grocer’s daughter from Lincolnshire. You never saw her vaping in a dinghy while avoiding tax.
Utter tosh. One of the most successful women in politics was a grocer’s daughter from Lincolnshire. You never saw her vaping in a dinghy while avoiding tax.
Follow the leader! Latika's got this – she's taking charge and showing everyone exactly how a proper elephant trail should look. Behind her, Kerrio, Muridjo, tiny Kipekee (she's the newest member of our foster herd), and Talek are all happy to let Latika direct today's outing.…
Is he deluded!!
He’s got a point.
Tamiyoi loves her alone time. This afternoon, she found herself a scenic seat, scratched her bottom to her heart’s content, and enjoyed the view!! We rescued Tamiyoi from the bottom of a well in 2015. A decade later, she is thriving at our Voi Reintegration Unit — where she…
If there’s an alert every time there’s a fuck up or change to the cabinet we’ll all go deaf.
If there’s an alert every time there’s a fuck up or change to the cabinet we’ll all go deaf.
STOP. THIS. SHIT! FFS, can we please go back to merit rather than tits?!
STOP. THIS. SHIT! FFS, can we please go back to merit rather than tits?!
"I'll wait outside"
Two things: He’s absolutely right about the Uber Eats model. He is begging for (presumably tax free) donations. Pay your taxes before slamming others who are doing the same as you.
Two things: He’s absolutely right about the Uber Eats model. He is begging for (presumably tax free) donations. Pay your taxes before slamming others who are doing the same as you.
@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Uber Eats crying that delivery costs might rise because of a clampdown on illegal working is the most brazen admission you’ll ever hear. Translation: “We’ve been running on the cheap by exploiting illegals, and now that someone’s noticed, we might have to pay people properly.”…
BREAKING: Northwestern’s outgoing president admitted that the school’s contract with Qatar bans students, faculty, and even their families from criticizing the Qatari government. No U.S. university taking taxpayer dollars should be muzzled by a foreign regime.
Labour Deputy Leadership Election Inbound order-order.com/2025/09/05/lab…
Trump announces that the U.S. will shoot down any Venezuelan fighter jets trying to buzz U.S. Navy ships
Don’t blame them. She is not on our side.
Don’t blame them. She is not on our side.
OMG, this is utterly gorgeous! Sumac, cinnamon and cumin roasted chicken thighs with a roasted sweet potatoes with zhough, roasted plum tomatoes and feta.
Any reason Henry Tufnell wasn’t considered? Literally the only Labour MP who knows the countryside and farming. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Tuf…
Any reason Henry Tufnell wasn’t considered? Literally the only Labour MP who knows the countryside and farming. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Tuf…

Trailer Swift (Origin... @Trailer_Swift69
22K Followers 20K Following If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.
Melindi Scott @melindiscott
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L C Eff @TheReturnOfLCF
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Binky @TheOnlyGuru
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Chris "Team Leonie " ... @Callan4077
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MoltoVinos @IncognitoMV
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Ali L 🎗️ @Alichat66
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D Fens Reborn @d___fens_reborn
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Mister Milo @MiloShropshire
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Herb Brubanter @HBrubanter
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PonteJack @somersetlevel
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@Parlez_me_nTory @Parlez_me_nTory
7K Followers 4K Following I dragged myself from landfill where others had placed me; now a recovering romantic, thank you @Leyther77 | Zero Day: 11th May 2024 Hunc tu caveto
James /Gene Hunt Fan ... @jazmak99
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James @jamesinsurrey
7K Followers 8K Following
.Dear Aunty @dearaunty
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Karyn 'Athene' Jones @Athene_jones
5K Followers 3K Following Painter in the Eastern Rhodope mountains.👩🏼🎨
Bad Bill Pish @WilloWispish
17K Followers 14K Following World Champion procrastinator 1960s to the present. love being told I'm wrong as much as the next man. Sweary, snarky sexagenarian. Brexit. Reform. No whores.
Geoff Badger @ReticentGeniusX
1K Followers 808 Following The internets most unpopular tweeter. Hates people. No really. Fuck off.
Aleksander @3340882a
266 Followers 501 Following Ukrainian Army 🇺🇦The 4th Ukrainian devoted Attack Brigade ⚔️ fighting against Russian invasion RIGHT NOW.Glory to UA! #SlavaUkraini ❤️🩹🇺🇦
Whiter @Whiter4025
23 Followers 748 Following
wikinoir @JamieKrueg84675
478 Followers 6K Following 🔺Money Power Respect For All Be A Part Of The Illuminati Congregation & Reach The Peak Of Your Career🕊️💡🔺
Mog Jones 🏴�... @jones_mog
5K Followers 6K Following Never seen a grand slam but I’ve seen everything else. Love my family. Love my dog. Love Wales. Do some cooking and gardening. Hate the Welsh Government.
MUSK🚀🌎 @elonmusk020101
112 Followers 2K Following 🚀| Spacex .CEO&CTO 🚔| Tesla .CEO and product architect 🚄| Hyperloop .Founder of The boring company 🤖|CO-Founder-Neturalink, OpenAl
Dr Dinosaur Mari Lwyd @DrLwyd
4K Followers 3K Following Welsh harridan. Sex realist MERF. No one can change sex: fact. Politically Green & Socialist. Pronouns: dead/horse 💚🤍💜
E R M. ( ) @erm08579
184 Followers 2K Following CEO, and Chief Designer of @SpaceX and product architect of @Tesla, Inc. Founder of The Boring Company Co-founder of @Neuralink, OpenAI @DOGE. @elonmusk
Steve Smith @TCH210012
6 Followers 19 Following
Jason James @KimKimb05880929
243 Followers 5K Following
Free as the wind @Margaritaa_3206
761 Followers 1K Following Free as the wind, no matter where you go, love America
JBENTON IFBAP @JohnWal86540572
4K Followers 7K Following IFBAP IF U FB & I WON'T IF U DON'T FB, IT'S TIME TO SHOW RESPECT 4 ALL PATRIOTS & NOT JUST U WANNA BE NEWS HOUNDS, THIS IS THE ERA OF THE CITIZEN REPORTER
Myrtice Hegmann @HegmannMyr50071
1 Followers 102 Following Get the inside scoop on US 📊stocks 📈currencies 💰 and join our training course! Limited seats available 👉https://t.co/MgMYSE7JuI
TalkingTennis @TalkingTenniss
22 Followers 120 Following Passionate about the grind from challengers to tour-level tennis. Breaking down the hustle, the heartbreak, and why challengers have more drama than Netflix.
Ousman fatty @ousm505
46 Followers 2K Following
The_Wee_Dogggie @Troubles_Truth
6K Followers 6K Following The Truth: It's our greatest weapon and their greatest fear. Love Northern Ireland, love Republic of Ireland. Detest Shinners. Sure I'm just a Wee Doggie 🐶
len wayne @lens_w404
125 Followers 4K Following I was full of joy and in tears and I am using this medium to help my fellow patriot pay off their credit card debt so we can all be happy
Wokephobic @wokephobic10231
2K Followers 4K Following It’s time for something MEGA, a party that will make England great again, because I’m still to see one!
Ricky Gervais ✪ @rickygervais_30
91 Followers 2K Following
DX @dcross67
1K Followers 5K Following Politics, Food, Travel, General News, Science & Technology, Business & Finance. Please don’t DM me I will not respond!
Leanne 🇺🇲 @littlemiss326
331 Followers 4K Following MAGA🇺🇸 KAG🇺🇸 & In GOD WE TRUST...💯.. ALL LIVES MATTER. I want to see results TOO HUGE TO RIG!!! Our America Deserves That!! TRUMP 2024! one inbox OUT!
Dave @davidsh27440860
20 Followers 30 Following Apolitical,who isn't left or right wing. Free speech advocate (non aggressive).
Walinda @walindagan
9 Followers 578 Following
Micheal @Micheal205157
116 Followers 2K Following For the Spirit God gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline. ✝️✝️🙏
Joseph Motorbike @josef_motorbike
586 Followers 5K Following
mccready757 @mccready757
128 Followers 187 Following This is mccready everyday, no days off, Ferris Bueller
Andy Poole @andrewgpoole
3K Followers 4K Following I've lived under a lot of Labour Govts - they all end in tears 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🇺🇲 #Brexit #UK
Bucky L'stard @l_stard
480 Followers 481 Following Just discovered the recipe for Navajo Fry Bread.. As if I'm not enough of a lard arse already.
David Higgins @higgins60201
1K Followers 3K Following Fee-fi-fo-fum white privileged Tory scum. Reform supporter
Hamdanbin @Hamdanbin034
101 Followers 903 Following every picture has a story and every story had a moment I’d love to share with you thanks and enjoy 😊
. @thedickiebush
2K Followers 4K Following I talk about the skills, beliefs, and businesses I'm building | Helped 10,000+ start writing at https://t.co/TJZbDdXJkN / Former @blackrock trader turned writer
LiamLFC @nala9202
2K Followers 5K Following
Kaley Crona @KaleyC77773
22 Followers 2K Following
Adam Milstein @AdamMilsteinn
458 Followers 1K Following Husband, Father, Saba, Activist, and Philanthropist. @milsteinff #AmIsraelChai and God Bless 🇺🇸
☦️Sherrifo ☦️... @SherrifoBa62008
162 Followers 8K Following
Rubes @Rubes6736
595 Followers 2K Following I’m a free spirit I’m freestyle Peace n Love ❤️ My two 😻 Summer Cat Alice Cat 😻😻 Pure Love ❤️
Daphne Kessler @DKessler88442
20 Followers 2K Following
investiinyalljoshrhod... @cryptoyalljosh
89 Followers 5K Following Crypto Investing For Everyday People **Beware of Imposter Account**
Dylan Alvin 🇺🇦�... @AlvinDylan89791
327 Followers 8K Following 🇺🇦Ukrainian soldier fighting for freedom . Proud to stand with my brothers and sisters . Together , we are unbreakable . Stay strong , warriors victory is our
Ebrimabah @Ebrimabah0681
109 Followers 6K Following Proverbs 3:27: “Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, when it is in your power to act✝️✝️🙏 we are looking for a helping hand
Trailer Swift (Origin... @Trailer_Swift69
22K Followers 20K Following If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.
Melindi Scott @melindiscott
16K Followers 6K Following If I'm not who I say I am then what am I doing here 🏴
L C Eff @TheReturnOfLCF
4K Followers 3K Following Ready, willing, but rarely able. Pianist & Piano teacher... freelance hobby consultant ... used to faff around in law...
Binky @TheOnlyGuru
25K Followers 13K Following Immodest serial bride. J'adore les gheys. Still bintish & reassuringly expensive. Suspected Illuminati. LGB✂️TQ No. 21144 💚🤍💜 NO DM #jerseyci🇯🇪
MoltoVinos @IncognitoMV
1K Followers 1K Following
Ali L 🎗️ @Alichat66
11K Followers 9K Following Mostly politics, music, life in general and bird photography when the weather allows. #AmYisraelChai
D Fens Reborn @d___fens_reborn
6K Followers 4K Following I cook, I drink, I swear. I sometimes Photoshop and write tweets I don't fully believe.
Mister Milo @MiloShropshire
6K Followers 6K Following First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. ‘The King of Z List Sweary Dogs’ - Grok
Herb Brubanter @HBrubanter
6K Followers 937 Following Renowned historian, extreme bacon enthusiast, cat thief, and frequent admirer of the nations dams.
PonteJack @somersetlevel
14K Followers 12K Following Countryside, casting a fly, springer spaniels, decent pubs and friendly folk. A Tyke in exile.
@Parlez_me_nTory @Parlez_me_nTory
7K Followers 4K Following I dragged myself from landfill where others had placed me; now a recovering romantic, thank you @Leyther77 | Zero Day: 11th May 2024 Hunc tu caveto
James /Gene Hunt Fan ... @jazmak99
6K Followers 6K Following Retired :Guitar ukulele ,happy husband. No men In Women’s safe spaces ✡️🇿🇦🏴 British, grumpy, judgmental and sarcastic .No DM’s from Hoors please.
James @jamesinsurrey
7K Followers 8K Following
.Dear Aunty @dearaunty
17K Followers 10K Following A 'raging dumpster fire' allegedly . Once unblocked by Owen Jones for 7 minutes. Hold my pint...
Karyn 'Athene' Jones @Athene_jones
5K Followers 3K Following Painter in the Eastern Rhodope mountains.👩🏼🎨
Bad Bill Pish @WilloWispish
17K Followers 14K Following World Champion procrastinator 1960s to the present. love being told I'm wrong as much as the next man. Sweary, snarky sexagenarian. Brexit. Reform. No whores.
Geoff Badger @ReticentGeniusX
1K Followers 808 Following The internets most unpopular tweeter. Hates people. No really. Fuck off.
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 817 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps. Pub bouncer.
Mog Jones 🏴�... @jones_mog
5K Followers 6K Following Never seen a grand slam but I’ve seen everything else. Love my family. Love my dog. Love Wales. Do some cooking and gardening. Hate the Welsh Government.
Shomrim (London North... @Shomrim
15K Followers 214 Following @Shomrim | Serving North & East London | Neighbourhood Safety & Security | Preventing Crime & Supporting Victims | Community Protection & Hate Crime Support
The_Wee_Dogggie @Troubles_Truth
6K Followers 6K Following The Truth: It's our greatest weapon and their greatest fear. Love Northern Ireland, love Republic of Ireland. Detest Shinners. Sure I'm just a Wee Doggie 🐶
♀️Jennifer Gingri... @fem_mb
39K Followers 5K Following Librarian. Radical feminist. Displaced Democrat. Humans can't change sex; women deserve our own sports & spaces. My account is not monetized. Am Yisrael Chai.🎗
DX @dcross67
1K Followers 5K Following Politics, Food, Travel, General News, Science & Technology, Business & Finance. Please don’t DM me I will not respond!
DaftAda @ada_daft
3K Followers 6K Following Always right never wrong; The Dark Side is Never far Away You don’t stop playing when you get old You get old when you stop playing!
Andy Poole @andrewgpoole
3K Followers 4K Following I've lived under a lot of Labour Govts - they all end in tears 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🇺🇲 #Brexit #UK
LiamLFC @nala9202
2K Followers 5K Following
Stefan Vidak (Photogr... @StefanLVidak
1K Followers 8K Following Prolific photographer, sporadic scribbler, persevering parent to progeny aplenty, heedful husband of novelist known to slay spouses: @sianvidak
HebrideanRenovation @Hebrideanrefurb
4K Followers 5K Following Renovating on the Isle of Lewis again -Leodhsach, New crofting entrant, perpetual project juggler, and keen grower with unrealistic dreams of self sufficiency
The Winking Minx @TheWinkingMinx
4K Followers 3K Following Happily married mom of three, from Florida. I’m just here for the snark 🤷🏻♀️.
coxyco♿️🇬🇧�... @coxyco133793
3K Followers 5K Following 🇬🇧 Proud to be British and 🏴 Welsh. 💍 Married. 📈 Increasingly right of Centre. ⚤ No one can change sex. 🚣🏽♀️ Stop the boats. 🐶 Love my pets
Tim J Baxter. Get Off... @TJ69B
2K Followers 4K Following Sitting here shouting at the seagulls. I mean everything I tweet. Unless it's tongue in cheek, I get to decide which is which. Don't bother DM'ing me.
cpj4sussex @cpj4sussex77
210 Followers 289 Following Rugby Godby, based on the Sussex shoreline when not in naughty step on X. HATES margarine
Jewish Zionist @SpoiltheG5
19K Followers 19K Following https://t.co/KxHW9PcrYI https://t.co/zEDIrdYcyt https://t.co/ptvLCVZmVp https://t.co/snOb2VMlnv https://t.co/XtJ3T2sRjZ https://t.co/VvP7uOm4sg
Journey Into The Whir... @KolymaTales
4K Followers 7K Following "May I never experience all that it is possible to get used to." An old Eastern saying, remembered by Genia Ginzburg while in a Gulag prison.
#LanaBelliver @belliver11
483 Followers 592 Following Designer | Proud Mother | Education & Justice | Government transparency|❤️ GB 🇬🇧 //views my own
Peter 🇬🇧🇺�... @Peternoyes4
3K Followers 3K Following A Decentralised Government power back to the regions
Janet Eastham @JanetEastham
6K Followers 6K Following Senior News Reporter @Telegraph. @BAFTA nominated & @RTS_media @editorsuk @pressawardsuk award-winning journalist. Highly commended @IRE_NICAR.
Suze: Real Dyke♀️... @esjayXX
7K Followers 6K Following Really tired of all this shit. #lesbianNotQueer #RepealTheGRA (yes I joined Twitter when I was 11 😎)
Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani
163K Followers 2K Following Co-Founder @novaramedia. Dad. Husband. Dog dad. Author of ‘Fully Automated Luxury Communism’
Magatte Wade @magattew
54K Followers 706 Following African prosperity activist 🌍 Co-Founder @Prospera_Africa. Mission: 2.5B prosperous Africans by 2050. Here’s how: https://t.co/2wzfMLe7yx
Animal @Animal2198
871 Followers 936 Following “You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”
Frank Castle @FrankCa52742356
2K Followers 4K Following Lincolnshire ~ Widowed ~ Biker ~ Army Veteran ~ ex TVP copper ~ Part time thriller writer. No DM's. Not interested in your schemes, your photos or your body.
wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing
38K Followers 37K Following Dog Actor, Film Critic, Social Justice Warrior, Microaggression Survivor. PGP's are "Here boy"/a whistle. All my opinions are facts.
Marco @Marco58686958
1K Followers 4K Following
The Bad Education Gro... @l_kidsalone
1K Followers 2K Following Helping to keep Gender Ideology out of schools.
Paul Owen @pauly1963
2K Followers 4K Following jamies dad, walkers truck driver, rock and metal head, love my wife, music, #MUFC and my son, stepsons and stepdaughter
AgnèsC. @AgnesCavill
321 Followers 789 Following 🏴🇬🇧 Just an angry mum with a smart phone - Married 19 years❤️ Proud Catholic ✝️ Mauritian by birth 🇲🇺 British by choice 🇬🇧
realitymatters @AHFdoco
10K Followers 4K Following Documentary, defending women, safeguarding, science and democracy.
JPF @JPF369369369
4K Followers 6K Following Working class English born&bred who prefers to see people working hard rather than sponging.Articulate or humorous responses are appreciated.
Bungle Rye @BrianKnadd
512 Followers 746 Following Ex Forces. Beekeeper. Biker. Owner to two English Bull Terrorists. Was Reform but now flotsam (apparently). Once more unto the breach, Advance UK
Pierre @TheSecretAgron1
349 Followers 701 Following Du vin, du pain, du boursin! pecheur, chasseur, du rugby, wrangler de Les epagnol. Retired agronomist on to the next chapter en France. Pot/Noodle
Andrew Shaw @AndrewS32704070
599 Followers 685 Following If you don't need/want extended warranty from #currys , saying no once is enough - no matter the sales pitch or it's only 40 quid🙄 NO MEANS NO.
Largs Yacht Haven @yachthavenlargs
1K Followers 136 Following Set in the sheltered, scenic waters of the Clyde, Largs is home to a 730 berths offering the comprehensive facilities and exceptional customer service.
Laura✡️Marcus🇬... @MissLauraMarcus
16K Followers 12K Following If you’ve got nothing nice to say about anyone I’ll follow you
Creventa @creventa
2K Followers 3K Following We make hospitality events easier to organise and more profitable.
@GD62 @Bultosherpa158
12K Followers 12K Following We’re on a road to nowhere….V7🇮🇹 Married Grandad.IMI🔧HGV1 Petrol⛽Whisky🥃Ad Gefrin#4 Dogs are family 🐕🐕🐕🐕Gardening.Maximum R+B ⬆️ Just follow the dots…🎸
Hugh Jarce.🏴�... @alan_rudd5
3K Followers 6K Following No dm’s unless they’re a size 10 in tan. I can be rude but you need to deserve it.
EXER74 🇬🇧🇺�... @n33joa
2K Followers 5K Following Not Far Right, just a hard working Mum of one who has had enough! 🇬🇧🇺🇸
TAMMYY PRIA 🏴�... @pria_tammyy
5K Followers 6K Following The softest words speak the strongest argument but if you have got something to say then say it and say it HOT. ♦️NoDM’s♦️
ArtNouveauDeco @NouveauDeco
151K Followers 97 Following Those were the days. 1880-1930s. Jugendstil, Art Nouveau and Art Deco. Craftsmanship, originality, beauty. All images are real. NEVER EVER AI.
Manx Loaghtan @MLProduce
6K Followers 3K Following Meat, charcuterie & wool from rare breed sheep Manx Loaghtan. Our charcuterie won a 3 star & two 2 star awards 2024 Great Taste Awards. Chough award winner
Rhona cameron @CameronRhona
7K Followers 7K Following I’m not overthinking I’m just mentally rehearsing every possible outcome 😊🏴🇬🇧