CSH @CSHLaboratory

Science News from Cold Spring Horrors Laboratory, where our science goes to eleven! Par0dy account of science and it's horrors. Deeply unfunny. New York. Because lobsters. Joined March 2013

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CSH @CSHLaboratory

a year ago

@dgonzales1990 As part of our yearly “DNA Games” at @CSHLaboratory, we have gladiator fights where junior faculty fight with micropipettes and petri dishes. Winner gets tenure, loser gets thrown to the lobsters. It’s a jolly ol’ time for all.

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a year ago

@elneurozorro @bita137 @doc_becca It’s the beard. Once Huberman grew it out the stimulated hair follicles activated the keratin-dopaminergic-testosterone axis, which through the process of neuroplasticity rewired his brain into who he is now. He’s having a special 6.5 hour episode on “Samson Syndrome” next month!

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2 years ago

Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory

Bob Graybeard @BSDneuro

2 years ago

Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory

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2 years ago

New at the gift shop! Table salt made from grad student tears. Don't miss this opportunity to taste the @CSHLaboratory legacy.

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6 years ago

We are super excited to congratuale our Dear Leader at @CSHLaboratory for being named NAS member for the 34th time! We will be erecting a commemorative statue of Dear Leader’s #NASmember to celebrate!

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2 years ago

@ClementYChow Here at @CSHLaboratory we have them fight in the courtyard using only a micropipetter and a petri dish. First to go down gets kicked out.

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2 years ago

I mean, I’d sell my twitter handle for $50K…

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2 years ago

This is not my beautiful house…

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3 years ago

Welcome to our latest installment of the GlamSci podcast where we explore fascinating science topics to enhance your life. This time around, we’re discussing the insane dopamine-enhancing powers of flatulence! That’s right, you heard (and smelled) us correctly!