Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

Actually tho just say it to my face Joined January 2021

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

3 weeks ago

Just throated @FiveGuys in the 4 mins I had during a layover and I genuinely think I need to take a shower

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

5 months ago

Feel like a slut rn sending “I can be flexible, so let me know and we can keep it quick” in an email *mewing so hard while typing*

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

10 months ago

Just walked through first class fully crop dusting the entire section just to show them what it’s like to live the blue collar lifestyle #workingclasshog

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

10 months ago

Word appreciate the “recommendation” instagram want me to go off myself too while I’m at it?

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Never trust this move- I had a buddy in hs who did this during a class presentation, ended up stretching and flashing full helmet in front of the entire class 🥴 surprised buddy didn’t catch a mf charge

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10 months ago

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

a year ago

Omg did he just request The Story of O.J. for karaoke

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

a year ago

If “everything’s bigger in Texas” why tf is my Rodney Dangerfield the same size as before?? Waste of a flight if you ask me

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

a year ago

Decided to embrace the New York culture while I’m here this weekend and tried to order my steak “the ocky way” at this restaurant ln… the waiter then proceeded to give me an atomic wedgie and shoot me in the leg with a gun God I love this city

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

a year ago

Every once in a while I bug about the random chance of getting thrown into a rap battle.. still workshopping but all ik is off the rip I’m firing off “I aint cheerios but I’ll nut in your honey” Assuming the rest will just flow after that initial hype

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Updating the list- just met some bloke named Branch… immediately walked away like tf is that?! The south is really something else man

Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

4 years ago

Updating the list- just met some bloke named Branch… immediately walked away like tf is that?! The south is really something else man

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2 years ago

Ludacris getting ready to perform at the halftime show

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Telling my kids this was Jersey Jerry before he made it big at Barstool

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2 years ago

Telling my kids this was Jersey Jerry before he made it big at Barstool

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Couldn’t sleep ln was bugging wondering about where those kids who wore osiris’s and cookie monster flat brim hats in middle school are at now

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Idk about you guys but ever since Elon stepped in my feed has basically been 75% p-hub… I’m not complaining but I will say it has caused a few too many unprovoked jerks (I don’t make the rules I just play the game 🙇🏻‍♂️)

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Only 4 more days until Christmas boys we’re so mf close

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Make sure you double check your tweet before sending it out accidentally just posted a status on linkedin about itching for head 🤦🏻‍♂️ #stillneed

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Got a great deal on my new headphones and was hyped when they got here but as soon as I turned them on I hear **insert voice of Shity Wok guy from South Park** “Herro, the bruetoof is uhready to pair… the bruetoof is a connect!” Mf China got me again 😤

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Looking at my week one training schedule and today all it says is “12-5pm: grab beers with J*%e on the company” Really didn’t think I’d be blowing it day 5 but I realistically don’t have a choice. Getting clobbered is the only way!

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Fatniss Everdeen @CSuckdown

2 years ago

Pouring one out to this site for showing me and the boys our first pair of titties Not pouring out a single drop for the 19 cocks it took to get there Cheers

Dexerto @Dexerto

2 years ago

Pouring one out to this site for showing me and the boys our first pair of titties Not pouring out a single drop for the 19 cocks it took to get there Cheers