cayla sacre @CSussudio
writer / actor / dumbass Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2019-
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I trust @NoahKahan because he’s mentally ill and loves dogs - just like me
Dancing in front of my microwave so it cooks my uterus
She looks like every guys I had a crush on in high school
She looks like every guys I had a crush on in high school
Someone at my work sprayed Sweet Pea by Bath and Body Works in the bathroom and I’m having war flashbacks to 7th Grade PE
If I was a superhero my power would be getting out of things because of my acid reflux
Why is no one talking about Extraordinary on Hulu? ITS SO GOOD. It’s Derry Girls meets Sky High. It’s fantastically funny, self aware, and heartfelt. Please watch!
Will never get used to the jump scare of opening my email and seeing someone favorited a fanfiction I wrote in 2010.
Living with my best friend is perfect because we are basically always having sleepovers, but we were both anxious kids who never slept at sleepovers so we just hang out until bed then go and sleep peacefully
I lost my drafts and there was a really great abortion joke in there that I l o n g for
I work at an agency and one of the agents was trying to relate to me and said that she’s also living paycheck to paycheck. Her paycheck buys her Prada and mine is embarrassing to say out loud.
The standoff between two women in a public restroom waiting to see if the other will leave so they can poop is unbearable. I have begun to just leave without pooping and go about my day needing to poop. I hope Ms. Prada loafers in the stall next to me is happy and cleaned out.
Jasmine @ILLO15117030
199 Followers 2K Following Obsessed with patterns so I figured out a glitch in the market and trade brief predictable motions. Here To Share My Trade, Goals & Life With You And Check in:
Susie Upton @UptonSusie12240
8 Followers 534 Following
nico L @nlavachek
76 Followers 120 Following
Jona, ExHale @JExHale
70 Followers 282 Following vegan escape (from reality) artist :X nsfw alt account @notexhale please drink some water
Valley Writers Meetup @ValleyWritersMU
1K Followers 1K Following NEXT ONE: 12/4 | Valley Writers Meetup. A monthly-ish gathering of writers at Lawless Beer in NoHo. Hosts: @Rach_Owl @ThatsWright @RockyRoadkill @_usuallywrite
Tym Phillips @phillips_tym
20 Followers 172 Following
spongebobperfect @mckennerd
477 Followers 572 Following Weren't you there when the carousel burned down?
Edgar Chavez @EdgarCh22757287
0 Followers 34 Following
joey @Joey_Rekiel
215 Followers 102 Following
Bella @bellarella13
225 Followers 1K Following LA located filmmaker who dreams of affordable healthcare | Black Lives Matter | She/Her | queer
Krista Tamares @KristaTamares
299 Followers 260 Following comedy writer / performer. header is from my safe space
Collete @collete_belle
436 Followers 397 Following
Audrey Y. Woodsum @audreywoodsum
672 Followers 928 Following She/Her. Author rep. by P.S. Literary Agency. Writer of queer and women’s issues, karaoke enthusiast. IG: @audreybooksum
Noah Tauscher @noahtauscher_
224 Followers 153 Following Music Producer for bands and brands 🎧 Helping musicians make money 💰 Click below to get the Music Licensing Database for free👇
Erin @bear_willz
51 Followers 133 Following
thomas @thomasftnguyen
121 Followers 238 Following
IKEA Help Desk @IKEA_helpdesk
183 Followers 237 Following meatballs and bed frames ~parody~ by max and anna
poot lovato stan acco... @EvanReubenComic
113 Followers 179 Following red eyes, big balls, can’t lose.
Avi @AviMicahBrown
70 Followers 272 Following
My Favorite Podcast @myfavepod
100 Followers 140 Following A Podcast About People’s Favorite Things! Hosted by @NoahMarger
roman's assistant @reshaard
149 Followers 228 Following
kayla @kayborky
369 Followers 434 Following
ben @Ben_Dane
26 Followers 173 Following
Don’t Trust the B i... @don_253
3 Followers 6 Following where the beer is cheap and the roaches abundant
It’s on the List wi... @ItsontheListPod
64 Followers 127 Following The Podcast about Music, Movies, and a whole lot more :):::)) Hosted by @NoahMarger and @hotdogdebicki
Joe (the e is silent) @hoejansen
25 Followers 95 Following writing (making problems) and coding (solving problems) https://t.co/YIXsSGaOUc https://t.co/eruDSCuEk3
likes Mickey 18 a Nor... @quorque
191 Followers 279 Following #BlackLivesMatter | Ryan | 3D Nerd | just wants to grill for gods sake | he/him
Avery Silverberg @averyfastreader
358 Followers 638 Following ya author, ✍️ books in progress ✍️ ~ rep'd by @SeriousKayla swiftie, extroverted reader, LA gal. follow my bookstagram 🌞
Cory @CorneliusGeee
94 Followers 441 Following amateur freestyle artist// scrubby falco main// cheesecake enthusiast// pushup master// https://t.co/ijL7UYNDaK
Lisa McGee @LisaMMcGee
124K Followers 770 Following Writer of #DerryGirls on C4 UK /Netflix worldwide and some other stuff. #unitedagents
Valley Writers Meetup @ValleyWritersMU
1K Followers 1K Following NEXT ONE: 12/4 | Valley Writers Meetup. A monthly-ish gathering of writers at Lawless Beer in NoHo. Hosts: @Rach_Owl @ThatsWright @RockyRoadkill @_usuallywrite
nico L @nlavachek
76 Followers 120 Following
Krista Tamares @KristaTamares
299 Followers 260 Following comedy writer / performer. header is from my safe space
Dean Devlin @Dean_Devlin
157K Followers 139 Following Watch One Big Happy Family, only in theaters October 3. Stream everything else in the Electric Entertainment catalogue on #ElectricNOW - Link in Bio 👇
joey @Joey_Rekiel
215 Followers 102 Following
Erin @bear_willz
51 Followers 133 Following
Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek
396K Followers 188 Following Emmy® Award-winning comedy. Follow us on Tweeters. Stream all episodes on @cbcgem.
Parade @yourparade
3K Followers 230 Following We make underwear that’s actually fun to wear in supersoft, sustainable fabrics—starting at $8. 🎪
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
20.8M Followers 702 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available now.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.1M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
My Favorite Podcast @myfavepod
100 Followers 140 Following A Podcast About People’s Favorite Things! Hosted by @NoahMarger
It’s on the List wi... @ItsontheListPod
64 Followers 127 Following The Podcast about Music, Movies, and a whole lot more :):::)) Hosted by @NoahMarger and @hotdogdebicki
Don’t Trust the B i... @don_253
3 Followers 6 Following where the beer is cheap and the roaches abundant
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
47K Followers 1K Following Writer -- Single Parents, President Show, New Girl, Kroll Show, Workaholics. On Bluesky with the same handle.
Sam Lee @SamLee29401317
9 Followers 16 Following My hamster rolled down the stairs and didn’t make it... every year he visits me on christmas eve to remind me what life is really all about .
Jacqueline van Bronkh... @JvbWriter
9 Followers 19 Following Writer / Entertainment Lover / Caffeine Enthusiast Chapman U '19
Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
5.5M Followers 544 Following U.S. Senator, former teacher. Wife, mom (Amelia, Alex, Bailey, CFPB), grandmother, and Okie. She/her. Official campaign account.
Tracey Wigfield @TraceyWigfield
19K Followers 388 Following Writer (Saved by the Bell on 🦚, Great News, jokes that follow the rule of 3)
SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs
580K Followers 19 Following the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla
Megan Ernst @MeganEr56400813
2 Followers 2 Following Just want to win a signed Bombay bicycle vinyl amirite
Nohemi kawasaki @NohemiKawasaki
1 Followers 0 Following
GRIFDORF @grifdorf
262 Followers 1K Following Writer//Rapper//Producer//Filmmaker//TV Show Creator//Singer//Actor//Graphic Designer//SpongeBob fan @pajamapunkmedia
Siân Thompson @sianthompsian
27 Followers 105 Following Writer • Director • Producer • “Creative Type” • PA at TMZ
billy eichner @billyeichner
2.1M Followers 2K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
Nate Bargatze @natebargatze
208K Followers 1K Following Come see me on The Big Dumb Eyes Tour, happening now. My Netflix special, Your Friend, is streaming (plus a few others). Also @nateland_ent
Hunter Rasmussen @ShutUpHunterR
131 Followers 446 Following Writers Assistant primarily, TV writer when they let me, formerly of #TheConners, #Supergirl, he/him
Nick Walker @NickWxlker
34 Followers 53 Following
James Gelberg @JamesGelberg
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