C-Hawk @C____Hawk

31/M/Demi, Osprey/Seahawk. Lover of the sea, lover of love. I draw and write. Joined February 2018

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C-Hawk @C____Hawk

4 days ago

James Bond movies be like: Q: "And here, James, is a false freckle that, when poked 5 times will begin reversing the effects of being fully submerged in scolding water filled with biting fish and cactuses." Bond: "...That is suspiciously specific, Q..."

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a week ago

UPDATE: Coffeepot eggs did not work.

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a week ago

Experimenting inventing automated breakfast machine by putting eggs in my coffeemaker so I can wake up to a pot of scrambled eggs. Will share my findings tomorrow.

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2 weeks ago

I really dont understand why I wish I liked pickled eggs.

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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost

3 weeks ago

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C-Hawk @C____Hawk

4 weeks ago

I still have no clue how to properly smoke cigars

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4 weeks ago

Caffeine on an empty stomach should be outlawed

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C-Hawk @C____Hawk

2 months ago

Stitch says good morning

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Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs

2 months ago

I was genuinely surprised by how beautiful this sounds

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C-Hawk @C____Hawk

2 months ago

"It's the journey, not the destination." - Me, drinking my morning coffee, when someone tells me to hurry up and drink it.

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2 months ago

Petition to ban human antagonists in natural disaster movies.

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3 months ago

I love how animals understand when we offer them food

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non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

3 months ago

This gentleman can throw screwdrivers with insane accuracy

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i like food @messedupfoods

3 months ago

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C-Hawk @C____Hawk

4 months ago

I'm starting to wonder if, "Yeah, I'll text ya with whatever we end up doing", and then not actually texting back is a socially normal thing to do

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4 months ago

A gift from an awesome friend, made by an awesome artist.

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C-Hawk @C____Hawk

4 months ago

I feel like Spider man wears a mask less and less with every movie that comes out. I dunno though, I haven't at and watched them all, but I don't see much mask