Max @CaffeinatedADD

Tweeting the pain away 🌟 Joined June 2020

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beetle moses @beetlemoses

3 years ago

https://t.co/CkEjy5XUmX

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weest @weest

3 years ago

NAH FUCK GRADUATION

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charlie @chunkbardey

3 years ago

having plants can be amazing but sometimes they’re flopping when you’re flopping and it’s just like jesus christ someone in this house needs a win

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Max @CaffeinatedADD

3 years ago

Gonna start telling people that poggers means “thoughts and prayers”

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The Ripper and co @TheRipperandc05

3 years ago

@Diamondskeleto2 @Explosm HIS NAME IS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA

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Max @CaffeinatedADD

3 years ago

Gonna start referring to my time in absolute rock bottom mental health as "when I was .. ill"

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Clare Austen-Smith @okayclare

4 years ago

Just read the back of my new shampoo bottle. Feeling inspired. Wish more companies would take a stand like this

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wint @dril

4 years ago

"What if we all took a page from You Tube, and removed the dislike bar, of real life. " - The Wanderer (Me)

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Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper

4 years ago

I’ve had mangoes that were better than entire years of my life

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

4 years ago

i ain’t downIoading no new apps, if Twitter and Instagram dіes that's it i'm fucking free

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Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer

4 years ago

shouting “Oh GROW UP!” at the guy next to me in the bathroom stall because he farted

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In 20 years I'll be telling kids about how we used to get inside a big flying metal tube with 100s of strangers from multiple countries to breathe the same recirculated air for hours before landing and going to another country with no quarantine or nothing

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Max @CaffeinatedADD

4 years ago

Working is crazy bc one of my favourite people to work with had a hip replacement 3 years ago

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Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz

4 years ago

Our neighbour always gets my wife's name wrong, so she started doing the same to him. She apologises and says English names "are challenging to remember" and "am I saying it right?". His name is Bob

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Max @CaffeinatedADD

4 years ago

The first circle of hell is just you introducing yourself to people and they're like "Oh we've met"

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Max @CaffeinatedADD

4 years ago

When omicron rips through life gets worse in literally every way BUT I might be able to top up the fuel tank for less than $659 and kill the planet at a discount 🤩