Cake Legislator ©🍩 @CakeLegislator
Author & adjudicator of the ONLY official Cakes (Offences) Act for our emergency services. 🚓🚑🚒 🍩 Insta: CakeLegislator 🍩 DMs Welcome cakeoffencesact.uk England, United Kingdom Joined October 2018-
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So…. Is it a Cake Offence to be sat in a course, and everyone around you starts discussing the CakeOffencesAct.UK and they don’t know you’re sitting there and should I tell them tomorrow? 🍩🍰
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Is it a Cake Fine in the circumstances? youtu.be/R9b_LcuyBl4
Is @realDonaldTrump eligible for a Cake Fine for his recent inorgaration? 🇺🇸
Happy New Year to all our Police, Ambulance and other emergency service working tonight! Stay safe, thanks for your service and all the best for 2025!!
How many Police stations still have these on the desk in use…. Mine does!! 🙃
How many Police stations still have these on the desk in use…. Mine does!! 🙃
Question for you… Is putting up the office Xmas tree before December a Cake Fine? #CakeFine #Christmas 🎄🧁 And before the moaners start moaning about Police wasting time, it was done during a lunch break which they’re actually allowed to have!
But officers fear to stop and search like they once used to… so how are we going to find the knives and take them away? 🤔
But officers fear to stop and search like they once used to… so how are we going to find the knives and take them away? 🤔
I’ve decided that winning an election is a monumental cake fine! @realDonaldTrump you need to get down to the local bakery for your staff at the White House!
A jury of the public have decided. I wish the officer all the best as he now tries to rebuild his life after doing his job…
A jury of the public have decided. I wish the officer all the best as he now tries to rebuild his life after doing his job…
For those wondering…. This is what happened next !
For those wondering…. This is what happened next ! https://t.co/BWWB4zdQgZ
What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts *Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK Any guesses what happened next….
I have so much respect for this it’s unreal!! #CakeOffences
Yes that’s cakes 🍰
Opinion Poll: 🚔 Should Special Sgts & S/Insp have Stripes and Pips like their regular colleagues or Bars?
Cakes for the officer who got too close to a land shark, although you might need to carry the cakes back to the station using your other arm! 🐕 🧁🧁
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