Caleb Downsyndrome @Calebdownss
Connoisseur of LinkedIn | Route Runner | Back 2 Back Pledge of the Year. Joined January 2024-
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Imagine pitching a fucking tent on the ground at UGA and thinking it’s going to have any impact on a war halfway across the world. Get a life you fucking losers. Enjoy your jail cell!
What compels a man to show up to class on a Monday afternoon wearing this?
Just had some dude from Clemson come up to me and start telling me had three rings for North Carolina High School Soccer! “3x center back midfield state champ”. Told me 4 times. No one fucking cares you pussy.
There is nothing in Athens that goes together better than an Alpha Phi and an 818 Tequila Hat.
You know it’s a Wednesday night when the Pi Kapp’s start walking in to double. Please don’t disturb my peace.
Will not be attending my classes today in honor of OJ Simpson. Great thing about that is The Masters happens to be on!
Made a pledge stare into the sun today for the eclipse. Kid claims he can no longer see. Really not sure if I should believe him.
Might have to get a job at the Niche just so I can belligerently scream everyone’s names in to the microphone as loud as possible.
Was fully expecting a Pi Kapp Easter “Darty” this weekend. Hurts my heart we aren’t getting one (Thank God).
I live for the weekly awkward conversation with my Nola formal date. Just a great way to start the day.
Officially 2 weeks away from Masters apparel infiltrating Athens. Best time of the year.
My mother and I now have a 3 day “streak” on Snapchat. Was trying to be respectful but I think that’s gonna be the end of that.
Gonna fuck around and make a pledge wear his high school letter jacket everyday next year
The year is 2032, Wemby has won his 2nd MVP in a row and Pop retires after he + Wemby combo win 3 NBA titles. Pop has 8 championships tied for 3rd most all time.
Just took a 20 minute ride on the train in the Atlanta airport. This place needs to make the directions and signs more clear.
If you really have to use an umbrella the least you can do is look in front of you while you’re walking. 3rd bot today just attempted to walk straight into me.
People who ride scooters on River Road should be burned alive. Absolutely 0 brain cells or consideration for anyone else.
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Larry @eddiesburner1
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Jay @CarolinaJay07
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Jebiddia Longnutt @SchramStewski21
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Geebthan Petry @fuckdickharpoot
625 Followers 584 Following Gamecocks, braves, college baseball sharp, domestics, panic, dead, billy, I went to NYC once and fucking hated it #BLM #StopAsianHate #ImWithHer
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REAL Joe Dirt @DirtyJoeFromDaA
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Bearfoot @J0ey_hotdog
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R. Kellys Playground @monkeybarscout
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Jimmothy Fuck Knutz J.. @LeveredCashBlow
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Roy McSpunkles @RoyMcSpunkles
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36 Followers 93 Following *some Gucci mane lyrics* | dawgs | unapologetically black
The Ferner @BurnAndFern
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Henry @Darthvaderluvr
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Kegstanding on Busine.. @FCFgoblin
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Not Rush Propst @NotRushPropst
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FLAWNye West @sirbottington47
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Larry @eddiesburner1
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Robert “Bobby” Bu.. @BuckleyRobert_
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239 Followers 106 Following 2011 Derrick Rose Highlight AnalystLast Week of school convos “You got any finals this week” “Damn what day are you going home?” “What are you doing this summer?”
Everyone talking about Drake hiding another child for 11 years but MJ been hiding Anthony Edwards for 22
@nflrums Just do it tbh, one last ride with the Texans might as well
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum they raised me
Is it a costas after dark night at Double or just an SAE tab
@TalkinBaseball_ i dont want robo umps. but damn do we need robo umps.
Yall ever sit back and watch jokic and doncic do whatever tf they want and succeed and think maybe they are right about euro league being more competitive/talented??? Idk think about it one time bum
If you go through college without Skoolers, you should get a separate cord at graduation
Sitting around waiting for an Airplane
This is one of those days, similar to an eclipse, the entire burnerverse concentrates on one subject. Happens only every so often
Really anticipating the videos coming out of the ole miss protest today
Me and my boy have been arguing about who crushes harder for months… just got word he went and dropped off a love letter at the girl he’s talking to house. This guys crazy, Noted. Gus’s move
To our left we have the Palestine Protestors and to our right we have “Pie a Pike”
I’ve got my glasses on today, please refrain from making fun of me
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