kay·luhb @Calebthinks_
a comedian something like an artist my mother's favorite son calebclark.xyz New York, USA Joined May 2009-
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I'm praying he's sober & he has a mistress at next stop that he's excited to see.
I'm praying he's sober & he has a mistress at next stop that he's excited to see.
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They A.I.ed a photo!
They A.I.ed a photo!
Anytime I see post Tupac getting shot I always want to quote allegedly
Seeing friends on the train is always a nice surprise
What if we do this, and the aliens make contact? This might be what they were waiting for.
What if we do this, and the aliens make contact? This might be what they were waiting for.
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Butch showing me her apartment goes “I made this table.” Um ya I assumed
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Listen to this, if you’ve been using ChatGPT. Try it.
This is awesome
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Grateful this guy is putting out these videos so we can truly see how these companies are poisoning us. Will you eat Doritos again after watching this?
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Falling in love can make you less productive
I don't know why but it feels counterintuitive for white people to have the day off on Juneteenth
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@Calebthinks_ The horror I felt when I was in the climax of a cheesy fantasy book and then I heard “looks like your time is up” still chills me to my bones.
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Remember your history Appalachia.
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Thank you, Eddy.
Spotify really did a sleazy move; they limit how many audiobooks you can listen to—wild.
Show us what we really want with this
Show us what we really want with this
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This is wild! 😂🤦🏾♂️👵🏾
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