BitchTryMe @CallMeTheAss

I like to be an asshole when I can. :-) Joined September 2012

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BitchTryMe @CallMeTheAss

12 years ago

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.

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12 years ago

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.

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12 years ago

Whats the difference between an Advice and a Dick? You never take an advice.

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BitchTryMe @CallMeTheAss

12 years ago

Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts.

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12 years ago

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!

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12 years ago

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

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12 years ago

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

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BitchTryMe @CallMeTheAss

12 years ago

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

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12 years ago

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a blow job? [No] Why not? don't like pizza?

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12 years ago

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull my pockets inside out] Would you like to?

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12 years ago

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

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BitchTryMe @CallMeTheAss

12 years ago

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

Remember @Huggybeej? No? Well, listen to him again! #Repeat p.odca.st/6766269

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BeTaCoOkIeZ @betacookiez

12 years ago

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough -Pluto

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BitchTryMe @CallMeTheAss

12 years ago

Why shouldn't you run over a black kid on a bike? It might be your bike.

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12 years ago

How do you know when your wife has died? The sex is still the same, but the dishes start piling up.

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12 years ago

What's Superman's new weakness? Everything.

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12 years ago

Why do Paedophiles love Halloween? Free delivery.

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12 years ago

Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them

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