Matt Cohen @CamelToad

I write movies. I have a small dog named Abe. #HellmuttForever etsy.com/shop/Cameltoad… Los Angeles Joined February 2009

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

8 months ago

It's been an interesting decade-plus, Twitter friends Follow me @CamelToad on Insta if you want to see pics of my dog and TMNT toys I buy Fuck Elon Musk, aka "Apartheid Clyde"

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

10 months ago

Babe wake up, a surprise Kendrick album dropped

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jordan @JordanUhl

10 months ago

How the hell do you stage a fight and still make it boring?

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

10 months ago

Be kind to yourself today and dissociate

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

10 months ago

Muting every word on here except "Shadow the Hedgehog"

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

5 years ago

Elon Musk and Joe Rogan walk into a bar... QUICK! WE NEED TO SEAL THIS BAR UP FROM THE OUTSIDE

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

5 years ago

Joe Rogan was a bad idea

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

10 months ago

The good news is the DNC has four more years to do nothing about this! Surfboard emoji

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dylan gelula @DylanGelula

10 months ago

I think democrats should try campaigning as republicans six more times then call it

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

10 months ago

it’s not too late let’s get liz cheney back out there

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

10 months ago

Hey don't blame me, I voted for 1998's "The Sphere"

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Matt Cohen @CamelToad

10 months ago

Every four years the fate of hundreds of millions of people is decided by Eagles fans and I think that's funny

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Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein

10 months ago

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

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I take solace in the fact that this much of the population was always functionally braindead It's mostly not even their faults It's just naive to think that we havent always lived in two very different Americas