Dwight Schrute @CanITrustJim

a threat, a level, a level level threat. he's the greatest hockey star I ever seen yet. Joined October 2012

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“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium

2 years ago

Having a boyfriend is awesome because you can tell him your stupid inner monologue like “I feel like Apple Music is deleting songs from my library” or “there was a long line to check out at Walgreens” and by law they’re required to care

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Dwight Schrute @CanITrustJim

3 years ago

Blaine makes me feel so loved. I am so beyond blessed.

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milk @milkstrology

3 years ago

someone on tiktok once said instead of dreading chores or working out etc start saying to yourself things like "I deserve to have clean clothes put away... I deserve to have a freshly made bed... I deserve to have a healthy hydrated body..." and it's really helped me so much

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Emily Murnane @emily_murnane

3 years ago

Oh they’ve just given up now

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Meevin (on a break) @Meevin10

3 years ago

the gunch

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yellow robe smith @softdiveoblvn

3 years ago

Announcing to your entire family that you’re trying for a baby is absolutely wild. You just told everyone at Christmas dinner that you’re getting creampied.

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Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo

3 years ago

my toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed

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Invis🧜‍♀️ @invis4yo

3 years ago

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

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Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital

3 years ago

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600. Meanwhile… The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.