Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

What the fuck, ammirite? Main account with irreverent humor is on 👉Instagram @Cancer_shitposts 👉Mastodon @[email protected] instagram.com/cancer_shitpos… Brooklyn, NY Joined December 2015

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

2 years ago

Right now I have a before/after But in 10 years (I hope lol) there will be an entire huge lump of time, so the "before" sort of stops existing Rn I can imagine my life if I never got cancer But in 10yrs it won't be possible to imagine 10yrs of life being different @ThanksCancer

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

2 years ago

I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer

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Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd

3 years ago

One of my patients has my contact information as their oncologist stored in their phone under POISON CONTROL ☠️

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

Boss Dog has a few more of these shirts!! They rereleased it MTO especially for us #carcinomies a few months ago bc we asked so nicely (and persistently lol) 🥺 and now he found some extras! 🖤🖤 @ThanksCancer bossdogart.com

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

Getting cancer and losing the person you used to be when you had total free will is like being an expert in a dying field. @ThanksCancer

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

ASCO announces results of study: A Stick Figured Confession: How Art Therapy Classes Can Be New Sources of Anxiety. @ThanksCancer

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

The best thing about cancer is all the fucking swearing @ThanksCancer

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

Resenting Cancer: A Step-by-Step Guide to Knitting Hats #diy @ThanksCancer

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

One day I'm like, "oh my god my brain works" and then later that same day it's like I've never seen the 5 numbers that make up my zip code #chembrain

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

Cancer causes you go against your nature in so many ways. Asking for help - asking again. @ThanksCancer

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Cells Gone Rogue @CancerShitpost

3 years ago

Acupuncture fixes damn near everything but I need it done during all my other appointments because #timetoxicity is also a side effect of cancer @ThanksCancer