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1/ Pre-seed tightened: ~$822M in Q2; time between rounds ~696 days; small checks are rarer. Prove inevitability in 30 days.
2/ Sprint: Week1 KPIs • Week2 design partners • Week3 one-link data room • Week4 paid pilot + reference.
3/ Reply SPRINT for the checklist.
1/ Warm intros beat cold. Cold replies often ~1–5%; warm outreach can land 10–30%+ when there’s context. Build the engine.
2/ Turn on 5 pipelines:
3/ Weekly rhythm:
4/ Reply INTRO for the Acceleration + scripts.
Term Sheet Reality 2025: investor protections are up; be precise on terms. Down rounds ~20.5% in Q2.
Red flags: participating preferred, >1× liq pref, stacked seniority, full ratchet, long no-shop, blanket pay-to-play, control creep.
Reply TERMS for the checklist.
Why SF still matters: time between rounds hit 696 days; capital clusters in the Bay.
Q2: SF startups raised $36.7B, +138% vs two years ago.
14-day plan: SF address → office hours → 2-day meeting loop → paid pilot coffees → one-link data room.
Reply SF for the checklist.
Investors spend ~2:30 per deck, clarity and completeness matter.
Include: deck + 12–18-mo plan + KPI ledger; P&L, cash/burn, ARR bridge, cohorts; cap table + SAFEs; key contracts & IP; short demo.
Use a VDR (permissions + analytics); Reply ROOM for the checklist.
Rounds are slower (~696 days median), so efficiency is oxygen.
Track these 3: CAC Payback, Burn Multiple, Rule of X.
Reply METRICS for our investor ready acceleration.
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1/ The fastest path to PMF for B2B: design partners. Start with 5–10 (not 20+). Meet weekly, ship during sessions.
2/ PoC vs pilot: PoC = feasibility; pilot = near-real deployment that proves workflow + ROI.
3/ Adopt a forward-deployed posture to close 6–7-figure deals fast.
Sending monthly investor updates at early stage matters. Teams that do it are ~3× more likely to get follow-on.
Format : KPIs → What changed → Wins/Misses → Asks → Links.
Keep it short. Investors scan fast (~2:30 per deck) and care most about business model + traction.
1/ 2025 reality: Seed is stalling forward. 46% of seed deals in Q1 were bridges. Not a red flag—just a higher bar.
2/ Seed medians ↑ to ~$16M while deal counts ↓. Selective market, strong signal wins.
3/ Reply BRIDGE for our playbook
1/ Fundraising in 2025 = open window, narrower door. Q2 global VC $91B (↑ YoY, ↓ vs Q1).
2/NA AI raised $34.5B in Q2
3/ Seed: Q1 median pre-money $16M (+18% YoY)
4/ Bessemer’s Q2T3 for AI growth (4x, 4x, then 3x x3).
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