Jean-Luc Picard @CaptainsLogBlog
Captain's Log Blog is part of The Freds Parodies created by Julio and James Fred, and as seen on YouTube. youtube.com/user/TheFredsP… Far Far Away Joined February 2010-
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I just ran out of my bald head wax. There is however, wax they use to clean my ships outer hull - I am indeed tempted...
If anyone on earth receives this transmission... check out my STNG parodies on youtube. http://tiny.cc/MVFae -Engage!
Waiting for this Captain's life to change.. tired of coasting through space trying to pick up on blue chicks... Conaaaaaan!
Sitting in the my chair... bored, ooooh is that an alien ship approaching?... oh, no, it was just an astroid.
Watched Reading Rainbow today... that Levar Burton reminds me of someone. Can't put my finger on it. Hmm, Guess I'll see what Jordi's up to.
30 years ago, I spilt cold Earl Grey tea on myself nearly giving me frostbite of the nipples... from that day on I switched to Earl Grey-HOT
I'm tired of reading Tolstoy... think I'll just count the bumps on Mr. Worf's forehead.
Engage... Ennngage... engaaaaaage... I'm practicing my engages before my big day tomorrow. Picard out.
Captain's log: I'm attempting to pinch a piping hot loaf into the commode!... ah, there we are, brown, bulky and ... http://twib.es/t-DP3R7
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Captains log: Thick and chunky... and won't go down my dang toilet!
Captain's log: stardate 0227.2010 - I think I'll plot a course to Aldebaran 5 and grab some Taco Bell. Or should I say Taco Smell. Engage!
I just stealthly dipped Worf's hand in a bowl of water. Now he'll shall wake up in his own urine, and I shall sleep like a baby. Picard out.
Can't sleep, Worf's snoring is rattling my bulkheads!
The "Freds Parodies" have made skits about me and my crew... I find it rather amusing, engage! http://www.youtube.com/user/TheFredsParodies
It's the 24th century, and there's still no cure for baldness!!!
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