CarryOhKey @CarryOhKey
Life will always play background music, but it's up to you to fill in the lyrics. Joined November 2010-
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If you're going to be a little bitch, what makes you think I'll sit back and take it?
That hilarious moment when rich people thank God for a materialistic good. That ain't God, that's your money, sweetheart.
I miss your tan skin. Your sweet smile. So good to me. So right. Fuck you.
This may be stupid, but why are the #packers considered world champs if they won a game in a national football league?
That awkward moment when two strangers are faced against a door.
No Shave November, Don't Shave December, Just Hairy January, & Februhairy. Amazing.
Quit acting like I'm not real. I am. Quit acting like I'm not alive. I am. Quit acting like you're not missing me. You are.
Two can play this avoiding game of yours.. Oh wait, I just read the rules, and I can't because I'm too mature.
Talk to me when you wipe that stupid look off your face. (..so don't ever talk to me.)
Talk to me when I obtain additional middle fingers. Two just isn't enough for answering you.
Funny talks @ lunch: Friend: "Are you reading FML's?" Me: "..no. I'm talking about my life.." Friend: "Oh..I'm really sorry. My bad." ..FML.
Isn't it grand when you see a person you are trying to avoid more than usual?
"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." --William Wordsworth
Getting popcorn stuck in my teeth. #thingsthatgrindmygears
Sometimes I just feel like saying "na na na na booboo!"
Did anyone else think of putting "Odd Parents" at the end of one of Twitter's trending topics? #Fairly
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