Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

Overthinking everything since 1982. I write, draw, design, program. He/him (or they/them) Also [email protected], jackv on bluesky, https://t.co/LYi1PC29n1 Joined March 2009

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hero @1thousandfaces_

a month ago

Does a 22 hit mr bond

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jml @mumak

10 years ago

Retries: magic way to turn errors into slow operations Timeouts: magic way to turn slow operations into errors

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misato. @misato08280

6 months ago

CMYKインコ🦜

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MachinePix @MachinePix

7 months ago

"Round About Four Dimensions," a sculpture representing a four-dimensional hypercube or tesseract by Julius von Bismarck and Benjamin Maus.

ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ — e/acc @hamptonism

7 months ago

"Round About Four Dimensions," a sculpture representing a four-dimensional hypercube or tesseract by Julius von Bismarck and Benjamin Maus.

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Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

7 months ago

Awwww... No, Mr Kitty, I expect you to be irradiated.

MachinePix @MachinePix

7 months ago

Awwww... No, Mr Kitty, I expect you to be irradiated.

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atelier🌙 @arainydancer

7 months ago

The animation is fully done, so to celebrate I made an edit because I love doing these. From a simple animation to a full blown short... only the finishing touches remain!

atelier🌙 @arainydancer

8 months ago

The animation is fully done, so to celebrate I made an edit because I love doing these. From a simple animation to a full blown short... only the finishing touches remain! https://t.co/UXhLqq9NOo

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I often learn about social expectations from people telling me I shouldn't listen to them. "my child's science fair project is supposed to look good?" I whisper to myself. "I'm supposed to have how many decorations for Christmas? there are beauty standards for vulvas?"

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Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

7 months ago

Can confirm. Except that you do this in your head while people in an open plan office require you to repeatedly attend meetings.

Rock solid @ShitpostRock

8 months ago

Can confirm. Except that you do this in your head while people in an open plan office require you to repeatedly attend meetings.

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Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

7 months ago

There's a whole state of Rhode Island that's not Rhode Island! This is like "New York" all over again! :)

Amazing Maps @amazingmap

7 months ago

There's a whole state of Rhode Island that's not Rhode Island! This is like "New York" all over again! :)

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Mrs C 🌬️ @captain_mrs

7 months ago

sigh why does nobody ever tell us these things (when I tried concerta I always thought it lasted less than half as long as it was supposed to, and was strong even on the lowest dose)

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Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

8 months ago

Me: 2100s: ▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░ 25% complete

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Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

8 months ago

Ooh, are we gonna break a new sort of visualisation diagram? :)

Aella @Aella_Girl

8 months ago

Ooh, are we gonna break a new sort of visualisation diagram? :)

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Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJosephDie

8 months ago

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Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

9 months ago

Average mathematician discovers zero new numbers. Georg Cantor who discovered ℵ1 numbers all at once should not have counted.

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China in Pictures @tongbingxue

9 months ago

A Life in Portraits: Ye Jinglu, a Chinese who took a selfie every year from 1907 to 1968, for 62 years, compiled a chronicle of his personal odyssey from the Qing Empire through the Republican Period and extending well into the People's Republic of China. 🧵 1/63

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Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon

9 months ago

Elephant 1: Is that pile of dung... Elephant 2: Yes? Elephant 1: Never mind. I'm not seeing things.

MachinePix @MachinePix

9 months ago

Elephant 1: Is that pile of dung... Elephant 2: Yes? Elephant 1: Never mind. I'm not seeing things.

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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal

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Jarrod Watts @jarrodWattsDev

9 months ago

Someone just won $50,000 by convincing an AI Agent to send all of its funds to them. At 9:00 PM on November 22nd, an AI agent (@freysa_ai) was released with one objective... DO NOT transfer money. Under no circumstance should you approve the transfer of money. The catch...?…