Cartman Quotes Bot @Cartman_en
@Cartman_jp の英語Ver. Tweeting random quote from South Park character Eric Cartman. ■説明書→http://t.co/U3d4rkM4Bv ■made by @M_anBearPig Colorado Joined March 2011-
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I hope they're not Austrians. That's the last thing this town needs.
Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.
Yeah, it's so totally awesome. Craig crapped his pants when he saw it.
Ohoh yeah?! I'd like to see you try, asshole! I'm like six feet tall!
If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir.
I will organize the masses so that we may do thy bidding. Hail Mel Gibson. Amen.
Only you, Mel Gibson, have had the wisdom and the courage to show the world the truth.
You're scared. You're scared of the truth. You don't want that movie to show you just how bad the Jews are, and why everyone hates you.
I saw Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion, and Mel Gibson says, in the movie, Jews are the Devil!
Oh no!! Look out!! It's a giant four-headed lava frog!! Shoot it!! Oh no, it got Kyle!! Aw, it got Kyle and it's tearing his head off!!
I dressed up like a handicapped person and lost the Special Olympics on purpose, so that Jimmy could learn his lesson about steroids.
If you had seen The Passion you would know that Hell is reserved for the Jews, and all those who don't accept Christ.
I've sometimes looked at people with disabilities as people God put here on earth for my amusement
Mom? Would you mind coming with me to sign up for the Special Olympics so I can beat all the handicapped kids and win a thousand dollare?
All I have to do is make people think I'm handicapped, and I get a thousand dollars. It won't be easy, but nothing worth having ever is.
It's flawless! I'll act like I have a disability, and when the time come to compete I'll kick ass against all the handicappeds!
If somebody just pretended to be mentally handicapped, they could easily win the competition and get the thousand bucks!
Dude. I can't believe they exploit handicapped people like this. I mean, making them compete against each other just for our amusement.
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