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Jesus Christ here we go again! I thought we'd seen the back of issues like this when we dumped them deluded #geordies. These toffee nose #scouse blurts are going to be even more insufferable! #EFC #NUFC
Fingers crossed a get one like. Could do with making a fast buck like #NUFC #FTM #FollowTheMaggies @john_nufc42 want a ticket if a get a second one like? 🤝
Fingers crossed a get one like. Could do with making a fast buck like #NUFC #FTM #FollowTheMaggies @john_nufc42 want a ticket if a get a second one like? 🤝
Spares for #SAFC V #NUFC @StadiumOfLight Any mag #scum wanna use me Mar's box, doesn't get used now me dar left her. Got 8 spaces. £100 a go or she'll dee all at once for £700 #FTM this #Xmas #FuckOffBeale #NotMyManager
I’ve been on a blocking spree for the past few days finding out who’s real and who’s a complete dickhead 🙄 One thing I won’t do is respond to whoopers bcos I’m done with idiots on here🙄 The real ones on here respect love and big up to you all 😇✅
I shoulda took the money from #FTM Mike Ashley & made it the giant "Sports Direct @ Washington Galleries" banner he wanted Wi'd still of narn what it was about Woulda sorted #Xmas & kept the bairns in shoes til they were both 10,12 and 15 anarl #NeeClaretOnOwerAnds #NUFC #safc
'Onestly marra both sets of fans are thick as fuck! But at least #NUFC #DivventBuckSeagulls
'Onestly marra both sets of fans are thick as fuck! But at least #NUFC #DivventBuckSeagulls https://t.co/WZ1ucI57j6
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We have nearly hit our #ftm #NUFC target of £20000! Let's show the #scum what we think! #ftm Donate to the best fan funded tifo display team around... Haway the lads! #SAFC #wedinnitpunchhorses worflags.org.uk/donate ☝️👇
Good ebening Paige Palmer Sorry for the delay, we're having a few problems at the sweatshop in Mogadishu. The kids just won't pull their fingers out this time of year You'll not be the only one missing out, the little bastards are getting fuck all off santa #BetterWatchOut
Good ebening Paige Palmer Sorry for the delay, we're having a few problems at the sweatshop in Mogadishu. The kids just won't pull their fingers out this time of year You'll not be the only one missing out, the little bastards are getting fuck all off santa #BetterWatchOut
Hi John Mothershaw Please contact customer services Tel : 0345 600 1671 Quoting your order number Thank you and #HappyFuckingChristmas
Hi John Mothershaw Please contact customer services Tel : 0345 600 1671 Quoting your order number Thank you and #HappyFuckingChristmas
I’d take a 10-0 loss aslong as Adam Pearson gets dangled by his ankles off the Wearmouth bridge
BREAKING: Kieran Trippier involved in ugly altercation with #NUFC fans after lacklustre display at #Bournemouth Hearing #Arsenal and #Everton pushing for sanctions on him for bringing the game into disrepute and want fellow #EPL clubs to vote to suspend him. [@LivEchonews]
#nufc Sandro Tonali has been handed a 10 month ban from football by Italian Prosecutors. This will include 8 months rehab in Italy and a promise to sign up for @gamstopuk1 Understand Tonali will be allowed to train with Newcastle & play uno.
#NUFC La celebrità YouTube @AdamP1242 prenderà parte a una serata di combattimento MMA di beneficenza con il suo nemico YouTube #ftm @KyleDonSAFC Quando gli è stato chiesto quali possibilità ha Adam, ha detto: "Spero che il mio potere mong sia troppo forte per lo sporco mackem"
BREAKING: Premier League calls for 12 point-deduction for #FFP rule breach by #Everton which will in turn relegate them. Not good news for #ChelseaFC as they will get deductions next season, along with #NUFC who will also be deducted points due to #Tonali match fixing scandal
Sav Mondo @SavMondo
43K Followers 5K Following Onlyfans of NUFC Twitter and wearer of mystery knickers. Professional F1 expert. Winner of a free McFlurry at McDonalds once.
Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon
12K Followers 6K Following sometimes on top of the world 🌎 sometimes the 🌎 on top of me ,#NUFC Ska’d 4 life,Too old for this Sh*t 🥴 Billy Whitehirst owes me a tenner! #Fuckcancer
So Cal Geordie @So_Cal_Geordie
12K Followers 4K Following Ultra Runner. Beer lover. San Diego Mag. “I went up the stairs of St. James Park a tourist and 90 minutes later I came down a Geordie.”
strawberrypub @theberrypub
29K Followers 24K Following Iconic (what ever that means) and old school boozer. good food, local beers, top banter with a few pictures on the walls. Facebook: the strawberry
Lee Forster ⚫️⚪... @LeeDForster
6K Followers 3K Following Walker born & bred / #NUFC ST Holder / Paid up member of The Scoreboard / Scarborough Mag / @tfNUFC preview writer / Bar Loco frequenter 🍺
Jason B (Jayb) @Jayb1970NUFC
7K Followers 6K Following ST in the Gallowgate end for 43yrs & counting. Ninjutsu & Boxing. If I offend you, get over it girl, I did! Let’s agree to disagree but agree to me being right!
Geordie Paul @GeordiePaul81
4K Followers 4K Following #NUFC season ticket holder who trying not to get banned from Twatter for a 4th time, wish me luck.....
Scott_carling@howay_t... @Scotthowaythel1
11K Followers 12K Following Life long sufferer of NUFC, a season ticket holder in the Strawberry corner. I am person who blabbers on about incredibly senseless things the original gobshite
Nick Gladstone @nicky212121
15 Followers 44 Following
Roee Baror @BarorRoee
1 Followers 88 Following
Steven Mcdowall @Mcdows199
103 Followers 287 Following Semi retired ANP, working in primary care. Supports #Manoninvercyde.
Cristofer Gonzalez @Chrizhumann
0 Followers 16 Following
Juan O @juandavidospina
179 Followers 860 Following
Kian Devine @kiandevinee
93 Followers 437 Following
Tony Carr @tcarr8369
4 Followers 65 Following
Shropshire Mag @Shropshire_Mag
56 Followers 174 Following
Shaz @BaznShaz17
1K Followers 5K Following Isn’t it crazy how someone can disrespect you and then blame you for your reaction😳 that shit is real crazy
Thomas @ThomasBe181
66 Followers 596 Following Max, Fernando and NUFC fan | King Gizzard, Guns N’ Roses and RHCP
g2k @gdotcomplease
393 Followers 2K Following
Craig Foster @craigfoster85
214 Followers 517 Following
George @georgefulldog
74 Followers 1K Following If you don't know, it's usually because you just didn't ask. 15 all
ChrisNUFC @ChrisWi29413145
22 Followers 230 Following
Ben McManus @BenM2005
52 Followers 249 Following
Stephen Russ @SteveRuss22
305 Followers 726 Following When the seagull follow the trawler its because they think Sardines. Newcastle United!!Gallowgate season ticket holder.Smite champ.Coasts Dad
Jaffa_5 @jaffa_5
341 Followers 1K Following Carbon based lifeform from Northern Scotland. Chief hater of ITK's. tweet for my own amusement #NUFC
JackanoryJunior ⚫�... @JackanoryJunior
144 Followers 687 Following have way too much time on my hands. | @thebandGHOST enthusiast | professional McLaren hatewatcher
Dante @DanteNUFC
72 Followers 264 Following
Rob @Rob_NUFC_
1 Followers 450 Following
The Bruno G Fan Club ... @AndosNose
707 Followers 2K Following NUFC, husband, father, fishing 🎣 KISS, miserable bastard. Carabao Cup Winners 2025. Love Bruno G 🇧🇷
RB. @randallbell
3K Followers 2K Following
finley holloway @Fnlyholloway
27 Followers 377 Following
jack @jaffacake475
71 Followers 365 Following
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1 Followers 26 Following
beaker @vincemache86
35 Followers 950 Following
Aldo MC. @AldoMoralesC
449 Followers 2K Following Ingeniero Mecatronico, fanático del automovilismo y todos los deportes.. IG: Aldomoralescas Snap: Aldomoralesc 🇲🇽🇦🇺 88829
Joe @JoeShieldsMag1
277 Followers 594 Following
Matthew Palframan @MattPalf89
6 Followers 131 Following
Debi G @GinAndRugbyGirl
531 Followers 4K Following Love Gin, Love Rugby, Love Cricket , Love Reading, Love Life! Working my way through my bucket list!
josh @josh9robertson1
4 Followers 38 Following
Tony Conway @TonyConway3
695 Followers 2K Following #Newcastle United Football Club #Father of three fantastic children #God Forgives I Don,t !!!! #Richmond Town Football Club
Anthony Rhodes @AnthonyRhodes9
388 Followers 917 Following British Actor | he/him | Agent: Jamie Begg, Audere Talent Management, [email protected] @AudereTalent | NUFC Fan
Simon Prudhoe @prudhoe81
298 Followers 753 Following Newcastle fan and proud Dad of 2 beautiful girls.......like a football bet here and there and I'm excellent at hacking around a golf course!!
Dawn Gray @Dawney777
781 Followers 6K Following
FUN88 @fun88eng
113K Followers 3K Following The official FUN88 X account! Proud Asian Betting Partner of @NUFC & @SpursOfficial. Partner: @CPL & @OGesports 18+ https://t.co/M9sYlxo2d6
NUFC360 @NUFC360
150K Followers 359 Following Comprehensive, worldwide coverage of all things @NUFC. Every angle covered. #NUFC
Callum Wilson @CallumWilson
178K Followers 277 Following Hold The Vision. Trust The Process 💫 @westham @England
Fabian Lukas Schär @fabianschaer
152K Followers 50 Following ⚽️ Newcastle United & Swiss Nationalteam
ToonArmy @toonarmy_com
124K Followers 25K Following Independent #NUFC App & Website | 🔔 Set notifications | Follow for daily Newcastle United news, updates, opinions & photos | Enquiries 👉 [email protected]
Wor Flags 🏴🏳 @worflags
130K Followers 497 Following Newcastle United 🏴🏳 St James’ Park fan funded flag displays 🏴🏳 Donate if you can. #BeAGameChanger https://t.co/B7xV2oUPNv
Toon Polls @ToonPolls
70K Followers 1K Following Toon Polls ™️ | Mainly #NUFC Polls © | The “Nick Pope” guy | Note to other fanbases - don’t take what I say too seriously 😉 |
Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫... @AdamP1242
53K Followers 2K Following Full Time Newcastle United Content Creator - 61,000 subscribers, 27,000,000 views. Hated, adored, never ignored | DM me for any collaborations 📱
Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith
245K Followers 2K Following @SkySportsNews’ North East reporter. Transfer stories, asking questions & hanging around car parks. Instagram: @skysports_keith 🎥 📺
Jamie Reuben @jamiereuben
122K Followers 3K Following Co-owner @nufc / director @arenaracingco / co-chair @centrepointuk growth board
Pete Graves @PeteGravesTV
138K Followers 2K Following @SkySportsNews Breakfast Presenter - Good Morning Sports Fans #GMSF // #TransferTalk Podcast // https://t.co/5g6CmjgBvn // EVENTS alan@galahospitality
Magpie 24/7 @Magpie24_7
50K Followers 198 Following Discussing all the news, opinions, speculation & debate on Newcastle United 24/7! Join the 214,000+ Toon community with your hosts Kyle & Paul (@Fanalysisapp)
Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM
147K Followers 1K Following Daily Mail, Chief Football Reporter. Click here for WhatsApp… https://t.co/im6MIUB8qq
The Chronicle @ChronicleNUFC
160K Followers 262 Following 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 ⚫⚪ News | Live Updates | Opinion | Matches | Transfers | Rumours | Podcast: https://t.co/r0ijJHj5Ew
Sav Mondo @SavMondo
43K Followers 5K Following Onlyfans of NUFC Twitter and wearer of mystery knickers. Professional F1 expert. Winner of a free McFlurry at McDonalds once.
Gianfranco Shola @GianfrancoShoIa
28K Followers 10K Following Football enthusiast and Newcastle United Fan. Mainly a fan of Fabian Schär doing what the hell he likes once a match for 2-3 minutes!!
Dell 🇮🇹 @agbnufc_
20K Followers 1K Following Fan account • @NUFC • @Packers • Angelina Jolie adopted me
Newcastle United Wome... @NUFCWomen
54K Followers 358 Following The official X account of Newcastle United Women, part of @NUFC. Follow us on Instagram: https://t.co/NXVc5XlHD9
Leonard Leazes @Leonard_Leazes
2K Followers 393 Following Don't believe anything I post as I've probably made it up to PARODY other clubs' fan behaviour - NO OFFENCE INTENDED. NUFC for life - ALWAYS check the @
drew simpson @drewsimpson15
71 Followers 420 Following
Make it a quote @MakeItAQuote
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Newcastle United Supp... @Nusc2023
19K Followers 1K Following Biggest Newcastle United Supporter Club in the world. We have members in 30+ countries. Join us at https://t.co/lvFO2Geau7! Contact us at [email protected]
SAF Cal @saf_cal
284K Followers 1K Following Founder @SAF_gg | #FC25 #FC26 | [email protected] | Trading Discord Sign-up ⬇️
Dev @Cleverdics
6K Followers 518 Following Twitch Partner & TikToker 🎮⚽ NUFC⚫️⚪️ | https://t.co/ltUiP9oxi2 Email: [email protected]
JACK @jackoefc27
5K Followers 811 Following
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓮... @__Geordie__Fee
179 Followers 540 Following DMX and Depeche Mode enthusiast. A vile, abhorrent human being with a HONKING attitude.
Durham City AFC - The... @DurhamCity_AFC
9K Followers 684 Following official account of DCAFC .. former Football League club founded in 1918 ▪️ Proud to be part of the northeast football community .. e: [email protected]
Brooksy🇬🇧◼️... @brooksy_09
262 Followers 1K Following Geordie , NUFC , The CORNER !!! , Away days, F1 🏎💨 , Malt Whisky and Rum lover 🇯🇲🇯🇲
JoJo West @JoJoWestNUFC
2K Followers 665 Following NUFC ⚫️⚪️ Football ⚽️ Horse Racing 🏇 Boxing 🥊 See me in Classic & Retro Giddy up. Probably funnier than you English Rose
Amy8829 @amyalby2904
5K Followers 2K Following I collect football shirts as I have no room for more dogs. 10% off CFS with code AMY10 https://t.co/KS9nMr6OpW
Billy Jakey @Billyjakey
341 Followers 1K Following
Henry @Haemoglobinx
262 Followers 448 Following 22 Year old University student. @ReadingFC - Golf - Running - Economics
Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches
162K Followers 694 Following Writer & editor @TheAthleticFC | Creator & host of the 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 podcast, for my sins: https://t.co/OyljoYd55W
Mooms - Family Man. @Danny_McMoomins
35K Followers 934 Following Enjoyer. A polite and friendly man. Dislikes = art/music. Good manners and respectful conversation. No swearing on TL pls. Rated 'Excellent' by Trustpilot.
Yorkshire. @Yorkshire_Mag
2K Followers 249 Following “Sam’s the only one i’ve met who isn’t a big racist tory” - @cathgibs
R @RKSimpson
1K Followers 117 Following
North East Heritage L... @neheritagelib
11K Followers 233 Following exploring and documenting the North East, one brick at a time (among other things) / this weeks focus: Weardale / https://t.co/7PAhx6btIZ
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet @aufwiedpet
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264 Followers 575 Following Newcastle season ticket holder soul and Motown collector, single dad with beautiful daughters
Long Distance Rep @NUFC_Exiles
1K Followers 1K Following NUFC Fans' Forum rep for Long Distance Fans. Stadium & Matchday Focus Group rep. Debut thriller #TheBigFix shortlisted in Best Adult Fiction London Book Fair 22
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1K Followers 400 Following NUFC / Football shirts / Memorabilia & Programme Collector / Author @bwstripes4 / Groundhopping / Erasure / Casual Culture / Travel
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3K Followers 3K Following I like cats, camping and cruising.NUFC getting on a 46 years yes I'm getting on a bit...
Rachael @RachFearon91
3K Followers 854 Following Twin Mama. Solicitor. NUFC season ticket holder. Joelinton fangirl. Book reader. All views are my own💁🏻♀️
Derek 🖤 🤍 @slimshadyno2fan
2K Followers 2K Following NUFC Fan and PROUD Geordie ❤️ also a big fan of EMINEM HWTL ❤️ #twitter92
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309 Followers 602 Following Newcastle United fan from Whitby. Dislikes bigots. Not on here for an argument, mostly, unless you post racist crap or unscientific nonsense. Possible Humanist.
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1K Followers 917 Following Sports fan, life long Newcastle United fan (formerly sufferer), one half of @NUFCTalkPod Podcast and YouTube channel #nufc
NUFC Talk @NUFCTalkPod
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885 Followers 1K Following Nottinghamshire based Toon supporter, husband and father of 2. HWTL! ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️Trends for United States
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