Sal M. Brain @CellMembrain23
Running for President to Save Eukarya! VP Running Mate: Sal Wahl SalMBrain.com Eukarya Joined October 2023-
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It's Election Day! Vote with your brain! Vote Sal! #SaveEukarya #EukaryaElection2023
My fellow citizens of Eukarya, Golgi fragmentation occurs in neurons of patients with Alzheimer's disease. This is proof that @golgi4pres23 will make a terrible president. She is too old & fragile to run our country! We need a younger leader to #SaveEukarya. #EukaryaElection2023
Citizens of Eukarya! @golgi4pres23 has been spreading around false rumors of me, claiming that I have had cellular relations with Fibrosis. This rumor is blatantly false and she should feel shame for accusing me of such a serious matter. A liar doesn't deserve to be your leader!
Regarding recent allegations about me, I unequivocally denounce the malicious rumors floating around the cytoplasm. Sister Fibrosis has recanted her claims, and @golgi4pres23 should apologize immediately. I did not have cellular relations with that woman! #EukaryaElection2023
How can you see me and not think, "Now that's a handsome presidential candidate!"? Leave it to the biased politicians of Eukarya to lie to the public about me. Sad! #EukaryaElection2023
Did you know that the despicable Greta Golgi-Body associates herself with neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. You deserve better my fellow patriots of Eukarya. You deserve better! #SaveEukarya #EukaryaElection2023
Loyal citizens of Eukarya, did you know that the mitochondria does not want to produce energy for you to live! They were responsible for the Mitochondrial Depletion Disaster and knowingly put your well being at risk! You deserve better!#EukaryaElection2023
The mitochondria caused the the beginning of the Leigh's catastrophe, they have caused many unwarranted deaths among our great nation of Eukarya! They do not deserve to be your leader!#EukaryaElection2023
Without me, the other organelles would cease to exist in this beautiful nation we call Eukarya! #EukaryaElection2023
My opponents do not want to secure Eukarya's borders! Sad! #EukaryaElection2023
Addy Mitchell @AdelynnMitchell
19 Followers 27 Following Ole Miss Cross Country and Track 29' @OleMissTrack #HottyToddy
Mitochondria @PowerHouse2023
9 Followers 11 Following Vote Mitochondria for 2023 Eukaryote Election!
Mikeochondria @mikeochondria3
6 Followers 11 Following
Sarah Kuszaj @MissK_CGHS
462 Followers 255 Following AP Biology & Marine Ecology Educator, Assistant Women's Soccer Coach, Class of '95, Wofford '99
Greta Golgi-Body @golgi4pres23
14 Followers 13 Following Vote Greta Golgi-Body for Organelle President 2023! Running to keep the cell functioning and organized! #onthatgolgigrind
Clyde Chloroplast @TheGreenDream23
15 Followers 12 Following Vote for Clyde Chloroplast for the #EukaryaElection2023 🌱 Turning Sunbeams into Life’s Dreams! ☀️💦🌿🌈
Paige Derouin @Der0uin
977 Followers 632 Following CGHS Dean of Students & Biology Educator, Raleigh, NC. Kenan Fellow, 2016-2017, TFA - ENC 2013, RYT-200
Greta Golgi-Body @golgi4pres23
14 Followers 13 Following Vote Greta Golgi-Body for Organelle President 2023! Running to keep the cell functioning and organized! #onthatgolgigrind
Clyde Chloroplast @TheGreenDream23
15 Followers 12 Following Vote for Clyde Chloroplast for the #EukaryaElection2023 🌱 Turning Sunbeams into Life’s Dreams! ☀️💦🌿🌈
Sarah Kuszaj @MissK_CGHS
462 Followers 255 Following AP Biology & Marine Ecology Educator, Assistant Women's Soccer Coach, Class of '95, Wofford '99Trends for United States
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