AE @CeramicStatue

Total sweetheart & purveyor of interspecies baby animal cuddling photos; a quick-to-laugh, slow-to-anger, well-read, good-intentioned, angel-faced miscreant. Portland, OR Joined April 2016

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AE @CeramicStatue

4 months ago

Melvins + Napalm Death

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My friend was regaling me with fight stories from his youth, and I’ve never been in a fight, and had no point of reference, so I told him a story about how once I saw a murder of crows fight a seagull for a piece of pizza in a 7-11 parking lot. That shit was wild.

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AE @CeramicStatue

5 months ago

Marveling at helicopter seeds today, a tree innovation in seed dispersal methods millions of years in the making. I think about the process; those first few seeds, tiny wings, carried just the slightest bit further by the wind. Fortune favors those the least resistant to change

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5 months ago

time.com/5182826/how-to… Toilet seat covers are the be-all-end-all of virtue signaling.

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5 months ago

cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

5 months ago

https://t.co/QJYKAsF2td

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5 months ago

Nick Cave

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5 months ago

So happy it’s spring. I am making stinging nettle pesto with stinging nettle I foraged from a hike one hour, crying in my car listening to Aurora the next. Here’s the recipe for the nettle: blog.mountainroseherbs.com/nettle-pesto-r… And here’s the recipe for the tears: open.spotify.com/track/0ZOlDYPX…

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5 months ago

Jesus Lizard

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5 months ago

My work cube is by the kitchen & I’m getting a Pavlovian sense of time as the result of daily, timed, routine kitchen smells. I know it’s 7:30am because I smell hot celery, 8am is toast time, 11am is old fish time.

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5 months ago

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6 months ago

Guess which goober was reading too much Calvin and Hobbes back in the day.

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6 months ago

Get everyone hyped for warmer weather with: Yule Log: SUMMER 🌞. Great to put in the background at parties, or you can even liven up your office break room! Any shared space, really.