Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

At bookstores now! Also at bookstores in the future, probably, so why rush? Joined December 2018

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

What a well-dressed group of Young Citizens! I am flattered you picked such a cool girl to play me! Thanks and Happy Valentines! Yr pal Det. I. McGarrigan C2PD @tessameischeid @caseyrmcintyre

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6 years ago

What a well-dressed group of Young Citizens! I am flattered you picked such a cool girl to play me! Thanks and Happy Valentines! Yr pal Det. I. McGarrigan C2PD @tessameischeid @caseyrmcintyre

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

BIG NEWS! The Supreme Court struck down the law that says you can only buy "Chapter Two is Missing" for Christmas presents. Get out there and celebrate your freedom today! @ACLU @ShakeysUSA @SupremeCourtSG

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

Hey, jerks! Chapter Two is STILL missing and I'm not getting a lot of help here! I'm starting to think that YOU might be in on it. You are all conspiring to hide Chapter Two! Makes me wonder: Why wasn't I invited? #hurtfeelings #leftoutagain @ArbysCares @bostonathenaeum

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Vali Chandrasekaran @therealvali

6 years ago

Read Chapter Two Is Missing to my kids. Loved watching them experience the first meta joke of their lives. They couldn't stop laughing. Great job @JoshLieb9 and whatever shady international conglomerate owns Penguin books! kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/j…

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School Reading List @SchoolReading

6 years ago

Chapter Two Is Missing by Josh Lieb. Do not be alarmed, but the second chapter of this book appears to be missing! It was here a minute ago, but now it seems to have simply walked off - Daily new children's book #kidlit #BookOfTheDay #ad 🢂 amzn.to/36p39jK 🢀

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

"Chapter Two is Missing" is still available to buy, but there is no telling when the government will ban it. Get it while you can! #TruthToPower #BraveAuthor @nytimes @CIA @LittleDebbie @caseyrmcintyre @carlbernstein

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Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement

6 years ago

One of our @shadowsfx writers had a book come out recently. @JoshLieb9 writes hilarious books for kids (they aren't offensive like his - also hilarious - script from season 1).

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

Remember, if you don't buy "Chapter Two is Missing," somebody else WILL. And that person might use it for EVIL. The future of the Chapter Twoniverse is in your hands! @tessameischeid @steak_umm @Stanford

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

Remember, "Chapter Two is Missing" is the perfect present for the person who has everything -- especially if they already have Chapter Two. If they DON'T have Chapter Two, it's probably a pretty crummy gift, so be sure to ask! @LittleDebbie @BrautiganRichar @BrazosBookstore

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

Chapter Two is STILL missing, and you people aren't helping AT ALL! Solution: Buy MULTIPLE copies of the book. Maybe Chapter Two is hidden inside one of them like a Golden Ticket, and you'll get a tour of @RazorbillBooks led by Willy Razorbill himself! Or even @caseyrmcintyre!

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

I put a picture of Chapter Two on a milk carton to show that it was missing, but now the milk carton is missing. So now I'm putting a picture of the milk carton on a new milk carton. #MilkSavesLives #CartonLife @NDC_ie @LittleDebbie @NixonLibrary

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Jessica Harrison @crackingthecovr

6 years ago

Josh Lieb’s Chapter Two Is Missing is laugh out loud fun bit.ly/2rnpFdW @penguinkids #kidlit

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

I got myself hypnotized so I would remember where Chapter Two went, but the hypnotist was a JERK and now I think I'm a chicken. #BokBok #SittingOnEggs #CopLife @DerekBokCenter @ScotlandYardCSI @LittleDebbie

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

The clods at @nytimesbooks did NOT name "Chapter Two" a notable book of 2019. Who is to blame?

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

I FOUND MY PHONE! Everyone can stop looking. It was in my pocket, just NOT the pocket I was looking in. The other pocket. I should've looked there first! Now I just need to find my charger. DM me if you see it. #CopProblems @RichlandTwo @bostonathenaeum @nysoclib

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

Here's Jon Stewart and @RoryAlbanese helping me pitch my first book a LONG time ago: youtube.com/watch?v=1R9JTU… #throwbackthursday #weirdness #ImWritingTheSequelNow

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

LIFEHACK: If you can't find Chapter Two, just read Chapter One two times. It equals the same thing! That's math! #lifehack #genius #yourewelcome @RazorbillBooks @LittleDebbie @houstonlibrary @NixonLibrary

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

PLEASE BUY "CHAPTER TWO IS MISSING!" The printing press is broken and WON'T SHUT OFF and the world will be BURIED in copies unless everyone buys them and sends them to the moon. WHY WOULD I JOKE ABOUT THIS???@steak_umm @BrautiganRichar @RazorbillBooks

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

I FOUND CHAPTER TWO! It was EASY! I was naked and I was flying through my first grade classroom with my grandmother and Chapter Two was RIGHT THERE! But then I woke up and it was missing again. #SoClose #CopLife #NextTimeIWontWakeUp

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Chapter Two is Missing @ChapterTwoBook

6 years ago

DON'T BUY "CHAPTER TWO IS MISSING!" It's a total SCAM. Instead, stay home/ play video games/ use the toilet, whatever, then just wait a hundred years and you can see "Chapter Two is Missing" at a MUSEUM FOR FREE. #ThinkAboutIt #LifeHack #YoureWelcome