Charlie @Chazman1989
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Darren Bent just said "Amorim is on tender ice"
Is a grumpy Portuguese ideologue bringing you down? Do you need a little vibes based football to cheer you up? Recall Rashford and run it back to 2020. Sign him the best midfielder Serie A has to offer. See what Fred's up to AND LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Is a grumpy Portuguese ideologue bringing you down? Do you need a little vibes based football to cheer you up? Recall Rashford and run it back to 2020. Sign him the best midfielder Serie A has to offer. See what Fred's up to AND LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Tbf you’ve taken a King’s ransom for him so we will do what we want. Bro might be at Villarreal in 3 years
Tbf you’ve taken a King’s ransom for him so we will do what we want. Bro might be at Villarreal in 3 years
Is this real?
En 48 heures, une Angleterre insoumise émerge à l'appel de Jeremy Corbyn et Zarah Sultana. En 48 heures, 400 000 personnes ont donné leur adhésion. La première condition du succès est remplie : rompre avec le Labour, ses mensonges, son néolibéralisme et la filiation pourrie avec…
Every single young female teacher that left our school it's because they were "shagging students" and then a French teacher actually got caught sending nudes to a sixth former, and the scale of the fallout of it managed to put all the other rumours to bed
Every single young female teacher that left our school it's because they were "shagging students" and then a French teacher actually got caught sending nudes to a sixth former, and the scale of the fallout of it managed to put all the other rumours to bed
Slightly less shit in your water in 5 years time is about as Labour as a policy gets
Slightly less shit in your water in 5 years time is about as Labour as a policy gets
Me hitting the ♥️ button on my wife’s instagram story about about our holiday on which the kids are begging to go home and we’re barely speaking
Seeing Jim Morrison take the stage in Cardiff:
I wouldn't put too much effort in with a boss that doesn't reply to my sick messages and then posts them all for clout on twitter either
> opening the nintendo 64 > 1998 > plug it in > put goldeneye in for the first time > kill the dude from the bathroom vents hundreds of times > hit a triple jump in mario 64 > tears of joy streaming down cheeks > unbridled joy > opening the playstation 5 > 2025 > pure dread >…
Yes, next time I want my kids to taste a spaghetti bolognese I'll book two weeks off work and buy 14 packets of mince
Yes, next time I want my kids to taste a spaghetti bolognese I'll book two weeks off work and buy 14 packets of mince
Like choosing your favourite anal cyst
Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
“The Strokes do not represent me” says margaret thatcher
“The Strokes do not represent me” says margaret thatcher
they just don’t make good comedies like this anymore. 😅

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