Cotton Candy Amethyst @CheetosSexual
I collect porcelain dolls and write and read stories and make smoothies. Fargo, ND Joined January 2012-
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Guess I’m gonna jerk off to Woody Harrelson’s perm in People vs Larry Flint tonight
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I used to fuck strangers and now I check my credit score on the toilet every few days.
I’m taking a vow of celibacy while I go to nursing school and I’m saving myself for Sanjay #slutforsanjay #iloveyousanjay
You guys know what’s gonna be sweet? Bangin’ Phil Lynott when I get to heaven.
I’M NOT JOSEY GROSSY ANYMORE! Sure hope @DrewBarrymore doesn’t go on a killing spree now. @DrewBarrymoreTV #neverbeenkissed #iquitsmokingsoideserveink
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The world has gone mad. I’m having a patty melt.
Unwinding in bed with @jimcarrey after a gorgeous autumn evening walk 😍 Absolutely sublime.
I started my day by sending a pic of my butt to my mom so she could see how big it’s getting from all the yoga #selfmade
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You have never made anything come
You have never made anything come
It’s been forever since I’ve tweeted. Finally worked up the courage to ask @Drake out on a date.
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Legalize Doing Nitrous in Your Car in the CVS Parking Lot After They're Closed
Finished my lovely @jtillathekilla2 tattoo today. I'm in love.
Got to fulfill my lifelong dream of crying on a bus today.
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It's Sunday, so I guess I'll relax & take it easy. *EATS A BUNCH OF GLASS* *WATCHES "A CLOCKWORK ORANGE" 5 TIMES IN A ROW* *PUNCHES A COW*
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Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! Although I was born in 1947, I'm gonna party like it's 1999!
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Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
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Lets talk about fetch baby Lets talk about dog frisbees Lets talk about tennis balls & chewy toys & sticks from trees Lets talk about fetch
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There aren't enough rap songs about labia.
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