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I wish nothing but chronic internal and external rectal haemorrhoids to the people who sit 20 under the limit in a 100-110 zone with a line of traffic behind them then suddenly drive at the speed of light when an overtaking lane opens up 🖕🏻

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a month ago

Thankful Cooper Cronk is sitting behind a desk so that we don’t have to see his raging boner over the tigers bottling that game

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a month ago

If we lose a game with a Royce Hunt double then the club deserves relegation

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a month ago

Bro had his hand on the ball against his body the entire time but yeah, loose carry

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a month ago

You can tell how hard Cooper Cronk concentrates to make sure he doesn’t say “Reesh Walsh” and he still doesn’t get it right half the time

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a month ago

Have quietly been on a journey and have lost 17kg so far which is wild but now it’s obvious that I haven’t done one squat in 4 years… pray for me as I take on this new adventure 😭 On the up side though maybe summer won’t be disgustingly unbearable this year

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a month ago

The minor premiers could only beat the literal tigers by 14 points? Weird flex but okkkkkkkkk

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a month ago

*Tigers make a successful challenge* Commentary: “that is a bad baaaaad challenge” Piss off you pin dick dweebs

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a month ago

Asked my colleague if she is working tomorrow which only requires a yes or no answer and she responded asking me to call her 🙄 I guess I’ll find out when I log on tomorrow

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a month ago

Hearing the news of police losing their lives on the job always hits extremely close to home for me. My heart aches for the family and colleagues of those lost in Victoria 💙

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2 months ago

Thank goodness To’o, Leniu and Crichton being in the stands today means we’re signing them according to that senile ballsack that somehow gets paid for his footy opinions, 2026 is onnnnnnnnn