The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01
No Naan-Sense Indian Food! Joined December 2024-
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This vas happening in my 5 ⭐ council rated curry house last night. My Head Vaiter Vijay had to be laughing to himself most lots. Ve bel come funny confusings here
Please be rememberings nit to bring my delicious Samosas and most delightful Chipatis made vith wery old family recipe to local library thank you please
So wery pleased to be announcing our new legally arrived to uk Head Chef for our 5⭐ council rated curry house
Please be being assured. This dirty son of a snake from Kerali is not being corking at our 5 ⭐ council rated Indian restaurant, he is being vorkings for Dirty Dev down the High Streetings in ‘The Spice is Right’ Indian Restaurant. Thank you please!
I am wery excited to me being unweiling my new business venture. Ve are bringing hot hot hot delicious, south Indian and Bangladeshi cuisine to your door. If you cannot be coming to our restaurant, our driver Mohammed is coming to you in our council 5 ⭐ rated deliwery wan.
Just to be sayings, this is not vun of my top class, 100% legal entry to uk chefs ‘roasting’ the chickens out the back of my 5 ⭐ council rated Indian restaurant vith wery best South Indian and Bangladeshi foodings! Thank you please
Just to be sayings to my most appreciated customers. Ve are open as usual today, Easter is a happy timing for you, but for me and my vife Gita, it is another vork day.
Happy Blessings to my friend Wonton Wang who is Rui ifs the Chinese Restaurant down the street. His Vife has just been birthings his premature Baby, who has been coming most unexpectedly early. they have been naming him Sudden Lee. #restaurantlife
On my bloody goodness me! It is being like a vindow into my life thank you please
My goodness me. I have been being talking new business opportunities with my Cousin who is wery top professional Bollywood dancer, ve may be being having most exciting business. You may have heard of him, Mr Dan Singh.
A night avay from the kitchen for me. I am playing most excellent lead guitar in my Desi Band, we are being called ‘The Corner Shop Boys’ . Our best tribute done currently is being Guns and Roses big hit Rock song ‘Sweet Child o Raj’
Mr Daniel Dog, I am being vully avare it is being Friday and you are canting Chickenburnybotty. Please be being assured I bill be firing up the Tandoor and 5pm! @MumofDantheSpan @RAFpolicedog
Our recent Staff Night Out
This is all I’m to be needing on such a busy night. My Vife Gita is now saying that the chain in her bike is being breaking! Just ven I vas hopings to not be paying to Just eat for deliwery!
I am pleased to be sayings to you all please. I can now offer ewen cheaper than just eatings deliwery! My vife, Gita has new moped and vill deliwer hot tasty South Indian and Bangladeshi food from my kitchen to your home.
I am afraid to be sayings I have no bloody internet prowidings! Thank you please to collect only, no Just eat or Uber eatings, thank you please. Ps I will be keeping you in the postings to updates.
Vun of the funniest bloody peoples on my interweb! Tandoori Singh on YouTubings. Definitely vorth a vatch! youtu.be/mPbgXYcKiPM?si…
Praise indeed! Thank you wery much Mr Daniel Dog!
Praise indeed! Thank you wery much Mr Daniel Dog!
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