Chops the Sitcom @ChopsSitcom
Life as a television show - these are the events that would conspire. A completely fictional account of partially fictional events. Charleston, Illinois Joined January 2013-
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Breaking news: Jack Fulk vs Aaron Bain 1v1 game of basketball for $200 has been moved to Lantz arena on March 2nd. Ryan Ogrady is taking bets via Venmo, live stream TBD.
Robbie cant take the real world anymore, tries to admit to eiu under a new name. Meanwhile Bain looks like a sperm with his new haircut.
Luthers hit song "Luther" goes platinum after celebrating his 29th birthday this past week. Kroll sold his first car a Toyota Prius to Wil
Luther has been missing for 17 straight days. German Pat organizes search party due to his lack of a "Lefty's buddy".
Geno uses first day of Spring as an excuse to never wear a shirt. Or pants. Colton legally changes his name to Chet. C: "chyeaaa"
Phipps spends day repeatedly watching Space Jam to prepare for tonight's game. P: "Make me like Mike." Geers prepares by chainsmoking 27's.
Hecker admits he was only dz sweet heart because he wasnt aloud to rush and always wanted to be a sister, Wil receives flowers from Hodges.
The landing has a GDI themed party benny shows up in his normal cloths and gets voted best dressed: Gocken gets Sanchez deported
Greiter comes back to EIU to finish up and and ends up in 5 classes with BK. Fiedler flatlines after not having a beer for breakfast
Hecker seeks support for Copenhagen Mint themed party, with little success. Adrian fired from Taylor Dining for stealing the pepper shakers.
Luther goes for the flaming hot cheetos haircut. Jimmy gets caught spying on Wil in the bathroom with his new spring break GoPro
Troupe asks Wil if he needs him to roll thru Paxton and give him a ride back to school.. w: "thx but I already got 1
Ancestry.com confirms Murphs girlfriend is actually his sister, M: she's still finger lickin good. Adrien gets with Murphs sister
Greiter quits his internship because his boss doesn't aloud McDonald's in the work place. Troupe teaches an underwater basket weaving class.
Tuf and Martel get caught in traffic on their way to work because of martel's new short cut. OB crashes his new car and goes back to therapy
Gonzo stays in his home country to marry a Mexican concierge. Athey is arrested for aggravated battery. Yonke re enters the closet.
Bain is casted as the outspoken bi sexual on the real world. Krumps becomes a world wide stuntman under the alias "Special K".
Baby Davey finds himself behind bars after a spree of dine and dashing incidents. D: I would have gotten away if not for that damn China man
Rago strikes again at the aphi chapter house. Mueller is required to wear roller blades while bartending J: w/e I'm usually rolling anyway.
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