Chopsmath @Chopsmath

A collection of anecdotal stories I find across the internet. There's value in the qualitative along with the quantitative. Texas Joined July 2023

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

3 hours ago

We lived in an apartment complex, and I left the toys outside, asking only that the kids put them back on the porch when done. It only took one family to ruin that. She didn't even speak English, but she knew I wanted them all back when I went to her door.

Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

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I told my son about England's 'no escalation' and lack of self-defense laws today. He ranted against their "stupidity" for nearly five minutes. He's only 12 years old, but already passionate about protecting the ppl he loves.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

a day ago

Camping is best with friends around the campfire. Invite them along! Our fall trip is on the calendar already.

Texas State Parks @TPWDparks

a day ago

Camping is best with friends around the campfire. Invite them along! Our fall trip is on the calendar already.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

a day ago

In Sunday School, we read this and I asked the kids if this was a good thing. They all unanimously said, "NO!" It was a cute discussion.

Christian Memes and Puns @ChristianPunsOG

a day ago

In Sunday School, we read this and I asked the kids if this was a good thing. They all unanimously said, "NO!" It was a cute discussion.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

2 days ago

At our homeschool co-op this week, the kids compared the characters in Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe with their Biblical counterparts. Every characteristic of Aslan's lined up with Jesus except one. They decided Aslan likes scritches while Jesus does not. 😇🥰

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Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas

2 days ago

The Texas Quote of the Day is example # 128,432 on why not to mess with Texas women: "When I saw those men from Houston trying to steal the Republic’s archives, I didn’t wait for permission. I ran to the cannon on Congress Avenue, loaded it with grapeshot, and fired at their…

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

2 days ago

I tried to report a neighbor scamming by having her husband live with her. They refused to take the report unless I could give the FULL name of her husband and identify a vehicle parked there under his name.

Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

2 days ago

The Muslim god is so weak, they had to come to the land of the Christian God and be fed by their enemies.

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Roswell Survivor @ThomasPayne_314

4 days ago

@ClayTravis 2am dad put his pocket change on the console tv I grab 1.50 road my bike to whitecastle 4 burgers fries n coke 1.50 cop ask if my mom knows I'm here I said I hope not he followed me home n waved mom n dad never knew

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John Ringo SF Author @Jringo1508

5 days ago

One of my ancestors, the first 'John Ringo', was a slave for five years. He was a sailor on a ship out of New Amsterdam (now NYC) who was captured by Moors. His family could not come up with the ransom so he was kept as a slave working a small boat. Five years later he and…

PeterSweden @PeterSweden7

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Matt Van Swol @matt_vanswol

5 days ago

Honestly… The strongest case for Christianity is that a world without it is absolutely terrifying.

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a @activitiesmommy

6 days ago

Little boy ate all his dinner (v rare). I say “Oh you must have liked that meal” He says “Nah I’m just trying to get strong enough to fight dad”

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

6 days ago

I was 30 miles from home when I realised there was a bee stuck in the car. I felt strangely guilty and drove all the way back home to let her out so she didn't get stranded with no hive.

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Paul Bohm @paulbohm

6 days ago

I tracked my stolen phone across Vienna for 24 hours, skipped my flight to New York, and hired a Serbian bodyguard named Milovan to help me confront the thief. Here's how it went down: I went with friends to a public swimming pool in the mountains of one of Vienna's nicest…