Church Receptionist @ChrReceptionist
Joined February 2013-
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Working on membership for church. Shelby making hard as usual.
Delicious Wednesday lunch from the Fellowship Hall. Sitting back at my desk now and I've decided nap time needs to make a comeback.
#ReasonsILoveVBS 10 minute breaks every 10 minutes to "make sure the kids are doing okay"
#ReasonsILoveVBS my week to "organize the pens."
Not to mention the boxes of pens inscribed with the church emblem. Yeahhhhh
If I never buy another pen again for this church it will be too soon.
They never believe me when I saw we've got plenty.
It's supply order time at work. What do they all want? Pens. Pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens. They never seem get enough. #penaddicts
And it only cost $10. 10 bucks for jean freedom. So worth it.
VBS Week = my new favorite week at work. Why? We get to wear blue jeans with our VBS t-shirt everyday this week. #whatawomanwilldo2dressdown
Whenever I leave work on Fridays I always have the urge to bust out in song with, "SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER" with the guitar part added in
Here at the church we have a plethora of sticky note options perfect for that quick note on the go. #stickynotemuch?
#80sChurchMusic - "We Didn't Start The Choir"
#80schurchmusic Living on a Prayer Meeting
Haha also very funny.. I had everyone singing Jesus charms our fears.... Ahhaha. Oh the power of typing the lyrics for church!
Yeah, "charms" in the second verse is totally supposed to say "calms." ..long day. #churchreceptionistproblems #oops
Oh man, I listened to a Beyonce song before work. That'll be stuck in my head all day...
Ahh the care pastor is bringing me ice cream! Nice people work at churches. #connections
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