Patron Saint Of Piss Jugs @Chrisisarascal
One Of Them Straight Edger Assholes // Emma // Motorcycle Enthusiast // Sourdough Enthusiast NV Joined March 2012-
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I hate how there’s never toilet paper next to urinals. I hate having to go into the stall just to wipe my ass after taking a piss.
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BBC stands for big block chevy
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I have this reoccurring nightmare where they will absolutely under no circumstances let me crank that soulja boi
Me and my friends would’ve killed young Sheldon with hammers I can tell you that much.
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Something that tells me if someone grew up with money is if they don’t know what cube steak is
AI is just an autistic computer as far as I’m concerned
Is it a law that electric cars have to be fuckin stupid looking?
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This is it. The Trash Talk Pisser.
Not for nothin, but I tried to fight him for like two years.
Not for nothin, but I tried to fight him for like two years. https://t.co/oiCfIp5uGG
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is this just the damn Mandela effect talking or did george w bush show his hard penis on TV one time
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