Ceiling Birds @ChurpMode
Joined August 2023-
Tweets45
-
Followers307
-
Following4
-
Likes50
Me after crushing another night's sleep knowing my batteries are fully intact
Me after crushing another night's sleep knowing my batteries are fully intact https://t.co/VuzQOKuFiU
Amazon video review for a weighted blanket. Never fails amazon.com/ive?ingressTyp…
Paid $4M for a "mansion". Can't afford a battery
Paid $4M for a "mansion". Can't afford a battery
@FuckKoroks @ChurpMode Surprise plot twist: It was the hallway all along. It always sounds that way.
Lol
LMFAO
@ElectionLegal The chirps will appear in cycles similar to cicadas
Chicago passed an ordinance that all smoke detectors need to have a battery that lasts for 10 years
It's not. At all. It's really really not
It's not. At all. It's really really not
In Fahrenheit 451 people with above avg intelligence were fitted with devices that blared a sharp beep at random intervals to lower their focus bringing their mental capacity even with low IQ people. It seems if this was fitted to someone who already had a low IQ there would be…
In Fahrenheit 451 people with above avg intelligence were fitted with devices that blared a sharp beep at random intervals to lower their focus bringing their mental capacity even with low IQ people. It seems if this was fitted to someone who already had a low IQ there would be…
The chirp is undefeated
Wow. Snoop does make some salient points #snoop #fucktrump
Parsed Prolix @ParsedProlix
200 Followers 866 Following
marielisa @limasarie5
6 Followers 230 Following
MyLittleMissCleo @LittleMissCleo
1K Followers 2K Following Cute, tiny and mischievous calico kitty. I love cats! I post cute, Catholic and funny things. 🙏 = Hail Mary. NO LISTS, please.
atl pilot 🇺🇸✈.. @atlpil
975 Followers 2K Following two time mvp #jkh | in the ay-err 🅰️🛸🌍🪓 | white&woke podcast | caw caw x chop on x bear down
Jeeves @iamthejeeves
37 Followers 197 Following Ethical Hacker known as Jeeves. Host of White Hat Security. Live show Thursdays at 8 PM Eastern. #GabFam #NiceCrew #XFam #Cybersecurity #InformationSecurity
RedonkaBert @RedonkaBert1
124 Followers 178 Following
Brit Mystery Story Ho.. @britmystory
21 Followers 182 Following
big mind @BigBoy48674
84 Followers 622 Following
turd ferguson @babefarkmcgezax
157 Followers 831 Following
Sandy @sandycheeps
18 Followers 343 Following
OJ Shakewell @OJ_Shakewell
3 Followers 13 Following
Rob @RobertF99402152
190 Followers 492 Following Towards a meritocratic far right future. We can thrive in that future. 🧱
Arthur Galt @ArthurGalt
0 Followers 138 Following
JMo @_GunRunn3r_
60 Followers 118 Following
Arm TKH @KrnKhru
219 Followers 5K Following
BrgMan @TheBearingMan
155 Followers 688 Following
Andrew Gray @DorothyMantuuth
57 Followers 195 Following
onemooreagain @Onemooreagain
292 Followers 496 Following
Alexander Wisneski @alexwisneski
141 Followers 189 Following Born with diabetes and super human abilities.
VW @VaultWanderer2
327 Followers 660 Following Vault 57 VaultTec Sleep experiment in process Awaiting Reclamation Day
Tachikoma @TachikomaTankss
156 Followers 468 Following
Skunk @SpradlingCarter
91 Followers 98 Following
Caleb @HailKingMusk
134 Followers 2K Following
ceiling bird @ceilingbirdbeep
1K Followers 2K Following Amateur anthropologist cataloging the “ghetto nightingale.” Tag me when you hear a smoke detector Chirp! 🚨 I follow 🔙. DMs open for ✉️ submissions.
Cody Scarbrough @CodyLScarbrough
84 Followers 193 Following
Chris Le Roux @ChrisLeRoux_za
575 Followers 1K Following Memes. Adventure. Books. Tech. Humour. F1 fan. #Bitcoin 'Fear doesn’t prevent death, it prevents life'
Dan🦈🌊 @DanielHallett2
163 Followers 839 Following 24 // Leeds // Up the Swans 🦢💛// Rhinos, LUFC, Cronulla sharks and Tennessee Titans 🤠
MisanthropyPhilanthro.. @Fellboots
2 Followers 37 Following
stephen olson @stephen72350586
1K Followers 5K Following Been a resident in Vancouver for over 30 years arrived before Expo 86 and saw the development of this city....and its conditions?
Hocke Feeley @FeeleyHocke
168 Followers 448 Following If God be for us, who can be against us? | Catholic. Husband & Father | 6’1/2” 300kg Deadlift
Dean @werewolfoflndn
961 Followers 2K Following Car enthusiast. Self-proclaimed genius. Chocolate cake fanatic.
Take Judgement Inc. @TheTakeJudger
132 Followers 566 Following Certified at Based University to tell it how it is
ceiling bird @ceilingbirdbeep
1K Followers 2K Following Amateur anthropologist cataloging the “ghetto nightingale.” Tag me when you hear a smoke detector Chirp! 🚨 I follow 🔙. DMs open for ✉️ submissions.
TopLobsta @TopLobsta
33K Followers 2K Following conspiracy theorist, graphic designer, foreskin enthusiast, Podcaster. @nephilimdsquad @towergangpod
Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.6M Followers 585 Following🚨🔥 DEVELOPING! Blacks sleep worse than Whites. You'll never guess the reason why.
PSA: these are what you need to buy to stop your smoke detector from chirping.
@iamyesyouareno We couldn't even get them to understand smoke detectors
Disney is reportedly planning a "new version" of the hit 90s sci-fi show The X-Files. bit.ly/3TsALsq
@cartomey @7Sohood @ChurpMode lol actually never heard this term
@RampCapitalLLC @7Sohood They’re called “ceiling birds” dumbass @ChurpMode
@ChurpMode We wuz bird watchers and sheeeeiiitt @MikeOxafloppin_
@FuckKoroks @ChurpMode Surprise plot twist: It was the hallway all along. It always sounds that way.
@ElectionLegal The chirps will appear in cycles similar to cicadas
Chicago passed an ordinance that all smoke detectors need to have a battery that lasts for 10 years
Trends for United States
You might like
