Claire⚡ @ClaireIsWarped

HARRY POTTER IS LIFE. Superheroes. Makai. Sloths. LGBTQ. U.S. Suicide Hotline 1-800-273-8255. Domestic Abuse Hotline 1-800-799-7233. Kansas Joined January 2010

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Claire⚡ @ClaireIsWarped

7 years ago

My heart couldn't be more full when my 3 favorite men are in the shop together 😭💚

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Cordae @cordae

7 years ago

New music is coming very fucking soon. Be prepared

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can we please normalize going to get tested for STDs and STIs instead of making jokes abt ppl who often get tested? getting tested should be routine at least once every two months or every time u commit any sexual activity w/ a new person. take care of ur bodies n get tested pls

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E M E L I E @emelie0107

7 years ago

A “let’s get hot chocolate & drive around and look at Christmas lights” date >>>

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Claire⚡ @ClaireIsWarped

7 years ago

Travis' mom said "do you wanna see VHS tapes of Travis playing football in 1995?" I said "1995? I was born in 1995" 😂😂😂😂😂

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Claire⚡ @ClaireIsWarped

7 years ago

I've had my @Spotify account for 4 years and have NEVER shut the shuffle off. Why tf y'all keep shutting it off all of a sudden??? Annoying 😫😫😫

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Taylor Scherer @SchererBoy2016

7 years ago

6 days till rifle season🦌

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Ryan Landreth @ryan_landreth

7 years ago

Kevin Durant has to be the most unlikable superstar athlete ever, right? I'm not even sure it's close. There has never been a universal superstar that nobody respects AND nobody likes.

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Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti

7 years ago

WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS

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Claire⚡ @ClaireIsWarped

7 years ago

Travis is drunk bc he got to start drinking and watching football and hanging out with my family when I had to go to work and I didn't get to and now I'm jealous bc now we're just sitting our asses at home and I'm sober. 🙃

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Skoog @Skoog

7 years ago

[jesus holding a disciple olympics] jesus: and second place goes to judas! judas: aww man jesus: oh you don’t like silver? judas: jesus: cuz i heard you just fucken looooved silver

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Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope

7 years ago

*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out* Their brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Them: If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out

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Claire⚡ @ClaireIsWarped

7 years ago

FALSE FUCKING START

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Ryan Landreth @ryan_landreth

7 years ago

I can't believe people are anything but heartbroken for Alex Smith. That's one of the best dudes that has ever worn a Chiefs uniform. He repped KC with the best of them and handed the torch to Mahomes in as classy and professional of a way as possible. Devastated for him.