Clarington Cup @ClaringtonCup

Highest points of the week go to Morrison’s stupid monstars and @Morrison1777 with a score of 154.34 thank god it wasn’t @T_Meraw we would’ve all looked real stupid.

Bet losers from week 1 include @ewsmith_ & @crads_

The Clarington Cup from now on will refer to Andrew Luck solely as “Quitter” #claringtoncup

Hate to see all of Kirks keepers not play the first half of the season #claringtoncup Live look inside The Shortest Yard’ war room.

@ClaringtonCup 1st overall on the block open to all offers

Updated 1st round 1. @j_dickson92 2. @crads_ 3. @ZGLASPELL 4. @JBails92 5. @Franklin9212 #ClaringtonCup

Last team to get their players in is our resident league loser and perennial bottom of the league finisher @j_dickson92 and team fire sale, all lower case, I mean the team name says it all. Anyways he barley found keepers: Coleman 8th Ridley 11th Wentz 14th #PU #ClaringtonCup

Our 2nd last team to get their players in is NiBZnation and team owner @NiBZnation the only team owner to have an official team account named after the team. His keeps will be: DJ 1st JuJu 4th Feeeman 20th #ClaringtonCup

The next team to get their picks in is The Spanish Omelettes for some unknown reason. Awful team name, I guess owner @T_Meraw is to committed now to change it anyways here’s his keepers: Odell 1st Kupp 7th Cohen 8th #ClaringtonCup

Sources: Tyreek Hill cleared of charges and is now on the trade block.

If he’s not throwin darts on the golf course he’s certainly smoking one, also has maybe the worst team name in the Clarington Cup. However all that aside @b_mo77 and Team Mo will be keeping: Julio 1st round Gurley 2nd round Mixon 3rd round #ClaringtonCup

UPDATE: 1st round draft order other then the slow owners: 1st @j_dickson92 pending slowness 2nd @crads_ 3rd @ZGLASPELL 4th @b_mo77 pending slowness 5th @T_Meraw pending slowness 6th @NiBZnation pending slowness 7th @JBails92 8th @Franklin9212

Trying not to follow in the footsteps of 1 of his favourite 5 teams The Raiders by missing playoffs yearly @ZGLASPELL and Zeekspound look to make a big step forward this year by keeping: Dalvin 3rd Conner 7th Kirk 20th #ClaringtonCup

Kirk and The Shortest Yard had one of the biggest jumps in overall standings in the #ClaringtonCup last year going from 1st to 5th looking to carry that momentum into this season by keeping a someone that may not play this year: Gordon 1st Kamara 11th McKinnon 20th #ClaringtonCup

Dave now has a Twitter for other league owners @DavidMo89148055 no this is not a spam account even though it may look like one. #ClaringtonCup

This owner has a tough time staying awake for big sports moments... EVERY SINGLE ONE. Let’s just hope if years down the road he makes the finals he can stay awake for that. Morrison and Morrison’s Monstars will be keeping: Bell 1st round Adams 3rd round Thielen 8th round #TheCup

Team 6 will drop at 730 EST.

5/12 teams have entered their keepers @BodogCA current favourite to submit keepers is a two way tie between @j_dickson92 and @b_mo77 odds set at 3/1 as of right now.

@ewsmith_ and the Smith squad are excited for the offseason of the Super Mario Cart season because that means the start of fantasy football season has arrived the 3 players they have decided to keep are: Barkley 1st round Cooks 2nd round Ertz 5th round #ClaringtonCup

Sources: Team owners @Franklin9212 and @crads_ have bet on the 1st week result of the season. If @crads_ loses he runs 10k in Jean shorts if @Franklin9212 loses he goes vegan for 72 hours. #ClaringtonCup