Growbox Joe @ClasslessAct88
Meatlog. Twitter Joined January 2012-
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I was born with a third nipple, until they realized it was my penis.
Having fun playing CSR Racing for iPhone, why not join me for FREE? nmgam.es/csr_invite_twi…
My wooden TP holder looks like a turd next to the toilet.
I have recently been diagnosed with a rare form of wallet cancer. They're giving me two weeks.
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My retarded brother pisses himself so frequently he no longer feels the sting when sodomizing helpless jellyfish that've washed ashore.
"I BELIEVE IN ELI!!!" - George Orwell (1832-1984)
Ho mah gurrrrrd better start killin' summa dem zombie bitchez on Halloween so we can practice for the end of duh werrrrrrrld.
What the fuck is wrong with me? I can't get it up to scat-loving Bangkok tranny whore bukake porn like usual.
I love that the cover photo for the "amateur" section on this porn site is a girl with a prolapsed anus.
Too much caffeine + pooping = cardiac arrest, Elvis style.
Christ Almighty this weekend sucks. It's like I'm in rehab.
Writing a best seller. It's called: "I Finger Fucked a Nun". In stores November 11th!!
Thought it was a solid turd until all the liquid rushed out making me think it was just my butt-plug.
The cloud of Efrain's butt smog spread mercilessly, albeit lazily across the great majority of Miami's skyline.
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