CLINT HEMSWORTH @ClintonClam
Clinton Haines is an Australian comedian in Toronto. linktr.ee/clintonhaines Toronto, Canada Joined November 2020-
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It's official. I've gotten to the age where my balls make a slapping sound while I walk around.
UFC Fighter and Actor, Conor McGregor, promotes his new film ROADHOUSE, talks about his friendship with Jake Gyllenhaal, and teases a new DONNIE DARKO movie! #roadhouse #conormcgregor #jakegyllenhaal #amazonprime #moviepromo #donniedarko
Hollywood Scoop: Shrek and Grinch are both green and have stinky dicks.
The Rock is trending? You know what's more interesting? A rock.
“Did you folks see this? An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.7 was felt in New York City this morning. Isn’t that something, Ed? A 4.7 earthquake in New York. And it *still* wasn’t enough to wake up the Mets.”
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Moana 2 is coming! While The Rock works on the Live-Action Moana! The final piece of this Tri-Force? Moana VR!!
I couldn’t love this man more than I do.
I couldn’t love this man more than I do.
When you both look like your fav movie scene characters @Real_JeffMcD @AdamSandler @ShooterMcGavin_
Did you know? Ironically, Death to Smoochy was actually made when Robin Williams was still alive. #HollywoodTrivia
Sorry to sound like a broken record, but Drier Drier tonight and tomorrow are selling fast at the @micomfestival! You can pretty much assume they're all selling fast, so pick a date and grab your tickets today!! comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/dri…
TOUR STARTS TOMORROW! Don’t miss your last chance to see me before I DIE! ☠️ Visit bit.ly/cleeselive to laugh with me in Spokane, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, San Diego, Anaheim, Medford, Worcester or CHICAGO! 🏰👻 #livecomedy #comedy
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I just disappear on people now. I really don't give a fuck. If you're annoying, if you're stressing me tf out, if your energy's off, if you're toxic, just anything that would make me feel some type of way about you, i'll just fall back and you won't be hearing from me anymore
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Wife gets hearing aid and hears husband’s voice for first time.
What an affectionate fur potato!
I stopped by my friend @douggpound's unexpectedly. It was a nice visit.
Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.
How the fuck do people not laugh when scrolling Twitter? It's like Comedy Central up in this thang!
Just smoked a bowl with Finn Wolfhard. He’s was cool actually. He dabbed me up which was awesome. People make fun of me for hanging with younger guys but I don’t give a fuck.
You endorsed Black Adam, mate
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson says he won't endorse Joe Biden in 2024, after he backed him in 2020.
We can't just like each other's tweets forever. It's not sustainable.
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Before and after photos of the earthquake damage to my apartment.
“Did you folks see this? An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.7 was felt in New York City this morning. Isn’t that something, Ed? A 4.7 earthquake in New York. And it *still* wasn’t enough to wake up the Mets.”
"Jackass" star Steve-O says he asked Bill Maher not to smoke pot during a potential interview and to respect his 16 years of sobriety. Maher allegedly refused. "I found it kind of upsetting when the Bill Maher podcast reached out and he smokes pot the whole time while he…
Danny McBride "can't stand" movie theaters that serve dinner during screenings. “I hate it. I also don’t think it makes sense to combine booze with movies. You’re going to have to piss. Doesn’t alcohol make you want to get up and get loose? You don’t want to sit there, drink…