Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

parody of the newest layer 1 on solana backed by Proof Of Stroke Joined June 2025

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Apologies for the lapse in communication but we are dealing with a bit of a sticky situation. Kamala has taken first action in the form of a cease and desist notification due to our “similar” branding We will not be jacked off, or shrivel in fear, our legal team is ready

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

We’re experiencing some technical difficulties. The chain’s throbbing too hard and blew a node. Dev is investigating. Please remain cockposed.

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

War is on the horizon. Markets in chaos. Trust evaporating. And yet… Cockchain remains hard. Unbending. Unfazed. This is what real resilience looks like.

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

They said we were cockless they laughed at cockchain, but alone we are nothing together, we’re an unstoppable swarm. They can’t stop what’s already throbbing. Cockchain vs the cockless. Choose your side.

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

GM cockchain is wynning

Jwynn.eth @JamesWynnReal

3 months ago

GM cockchain is wynning

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

GN from Cockchain, the only L1 that keeps rising after dark. while other chains sleep… we remain fully erect 🐓⛓️💤

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

Cockchain final boss conquered

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3 months ago

GM from the Cockchain team our uptime is 99.9%, our devs are fully erect, and our morning wood is backed by on-chain metrics. scalability? stiff. decentralization? harder.

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

Here at cockchain our gas fees are low, our egos are rockhard, and we don’t pull out of your liquidity. If your not forking on cockchain your coping

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

Tugs per second has drastically increased, we have crammed the data from the failed proof of stroke

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Cockchain @Cockchainlayer1

3 months ago

We hold our devs to the highest standard here, and they have been non stop testing proof of stroke mechanism. For transparency this is the first failed test, and hopefully the last