Programming Wisdom @CodeErudition
This account is a parody. So is the most of the software in the industry. Joined December 2011-
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Apathy is the glove in which bad architecture slips its hand.
Even a bad software developer can have principles—he can be true to his own falacies, which is not always so easy.
Make sure to check if your unit tests are still green after the clock strikes midnight tonight. Happy New Year! #protip
Be conservative in what you send, be liberal in what you accept. NB: works well in OO but not when applying for jobs
"Kardashian code": everyone working on the project knows about it, but no one knows why it's there.
Tickling a tiger and developing software for your boss are easy if both are tightly tied together in your basement
"If you can put an axe through it, it's hardware; if you *want* to put an axe through it, it's software." via @siegel
“Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz
"It's not at all important to get it right the first time. As long as you are a contractor and charge per hour"
"Unix is user-friendly. It just isn't promiscuous about which users it's friendly with." – Steven King
Ruby Rails railsrumble.com : build a web app in 48 hours. I think we should launch the Java version : build your web app in 120 days
"Programming is the art of telling another human what one wants the computer to do" Knuth #pycon
Refuctoring-taking well-designed code and, through a series of small changes, making it completely unmaintainable by anyone except yourself
"Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++." Frank Winkler
I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have AbstractSingletonProblemFacroty2
When your hammer is PHP, everything around begins to look as if you were in spaghetti factory.
"When your hammer is C, everything begins to lo ** internal compiler error: Segmentation fault **
There is a place for bad people: hell. There is a job for bad developers: a technical recruiter. So do your best to be good developers, kids
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