SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

Long time coder without future. Just trying to survive until the end. Joined February 2019

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

4 years ago

How can any serious programmer be into DevOps?

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

6 years ago

When that "awesome framework" everyone praise is used in real life. #frameworks #softwaredevelopment

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

6 years ago

Keep your friends close, but your project leaders even closer! #Software #SoftwareDeveloper #Softwareengineering #SoftwareEngineer

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

6 years ago

Rachel: It seems you feel our work is not a benefit to the public. Deckard: Frameworks are like any other software - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem. #frameworks #api #softwaredevelopment #softwaredeveloper #codingbyconfiguration

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

6 years ago

🎶 Something Wicket this way comes! 🎶

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

6 years ago

Tried to code a path finding algorithm but got lost.

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

6 years ago

#agile development is quite often as agile as raw spaghetti. #Software #programming #agiledevelopment #scrum

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

6 years ago

Frameworks are like sliced bread, looks like a great thing as long as your needs match the slices exactly. #Software #SoftwareDeveloper #Softwaredevelopment #frameworks #codingbyconfiguration

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Garabato Kid @garabatokid

7 years ago

- Year 2000: Open Notepad and start coding - Year 2019:

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

7 years ago

Two steps to implement Scrum: 1) Get someone to be Scrum master and dive into it with 110% agile enthusiasm. 2) Realise it will never work because of reasons, and do like every one else - something "Scrumish" (also known as Waterfall with an agile twist).

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Alan Cooper @MrAlanCooper

7 years ago

You know, I’ve been in the software development business for more than 40 years now, and there is one thing that I know for a solid fact: Nobody knows how to build software. Yes, sometimes it gets built, but it’s a random, unrepeatable event. A lucky accident.

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

7 years ago

Chosing a #framework is a lot like internet dating - it takes some trying out before finding the one, just because the picture and description looks good it is not a guaranteed match. #dev #softwaredevelopment #frameworktinder #codingbyconfiguration #programmer #coder

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

7 years ago

🎶 Something #wicket this way come 🎶 #frameworks #struggle #blackmagic

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SelfDestructiveCoder @CoderSelf

7 years ago

Working with #hibernate is 50% cursing, 50% googling and 20% works like a charm - don't touch it! I know, it dosen't add up, but what does in #softwaredevelopment? #codingbyconfiguration #java #frameworks