Cohan @CohanRobinson
Linux systems guy and backend PHP dev Retweets are me going "this" cohan.dev Stafford, UK Joined February 2008-
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Sometimes I gotta admit chatgpt has assimilated some good ones
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Pretty sure GPT just says this when it's sick of my waffling
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I will never forgive LLMs for turning my favorite parenthetical separator into a complete slut. Miss you emdash.
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GTA VI would be done by now if they have used php
GTA VI would be done by now if they have used php
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babe are you okay? you’ve hardly done anything your entire life
Gonna wait for the even scarier 8ft model I reckon
Gonna wait for the even scarier 8ft model I reckon
"12 new notifications" oh hey the onlyfans bots are back
Happy Burns night, Scotland!
Yes phone I'm talking about Apple's backup system instead of the thing that navigates time.. come on Siri you, know I'm a nerd, I don't need you messing with the term "Time Machine"
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My most highly requested video just went live 🚀 🗓️42 days of research 📝131 pages of notes This is how to edit a killer youtube video (for the 2025 algorithm) I hope you enjoy 💙
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if someone leaves your life it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world
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This single line can save you hours of work. Thank me later.
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