Colin Short @ColinShort

Writing & Editing, Logos & Branding, Social Media Strategy at Seven Mules Creative: https://t.co/VGjw0VikPU Freelance Writer: https://t.co/x0tOhEVh0f colin-short.com Anderson, IN Joined June 2009

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Colin Short @ColinShort

3 years ago

Watching Cobra Kai, he says, “Oh, that’s an inside block she’s doing. I know that because I did karate, but you’re just a guy who sits there and watches like an average man.”

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

My favorite word in the 4th grader lexicon: “Jackbutt”. They love talking about this movie, but the won’t dare say “ass”.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

morning haiku house of hardwood floors you always puke on the rug why do you hate me

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

It’s only Monday and I’ve already reached “purchase life jacket for a dog” on the coping skills checklist. How’s your day goin’?

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“Did you know we just scored a touchdown while you were at the concession stand?” “Ya, they were playing a talk show about the game on the speakers.” “A talk show…oh, you mean the radio broadcast?” “Whatever, Dad. It’s people talking. That’s a talk show.”

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

“We went into this tunnel where the ceiling was low and the walls were real close together. It made me feel homophobic.” “Do you mean ‘claustrophobic’?” “Oh, ya.”

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

I gotta figure out a way to get more dollar stores in my town

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

That Einstein could figure this out in the year 1915 is all the proof I need that bottles of Coca-Cola were, in fact, absolutely chock-full of 100% pure, grade A, top shelf Colombian cocaine.

The Telegraph @Telegraph

4 years ago

That Einstein could figure this out in the year 1915 is all the proof I need that bottles of Coca-Cola were, in fact, absolutely chock-full of 100% pure, grade A, top shelf Colombian cocaine.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

I mostly hate how Twitter puts your follows’ likes in your feed. But @jarrodshappell, your like game is 🔥.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

Sure, I’ll have another cupcake! I’ll just make sure I pee before weighing myself tomorrow and that should even it out.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

Being angry at Israel for slaughtering innocent children is not antisemitism. Of course, deep down, you already knew this. For a “Christian” nation, we sure do have a tough time sympathizing for the “least of these”.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

If you let your kid be DJ in the car they will play ‘YMCA’, ‘Red Solo Cup’, and ‘I’m a Coconut’ and then you will feel differently about your kid than you did before.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

Had a blast. Thanks, Dad.

Photos of Football @photosofootball

4 years ago

Had a blast. Thanks, Dad.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

4 years ago

Okay, @brylerhamm, is this true? I just sat on my couch drinking apple juice or whatever and after 130 years, two world wars, 6,218 games, & 11,214 goals, witnessed the 1st ever goal by a @LFC keeper? Shouldn’t we all get a certificate or something for being a part of this?

GOAL @goal

4 years ago

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Colin Short @ColinShort

5 years ago

I’ve been playing and watching basketball my entire life. I’ve never seen this shot even attempted, let alone made. My God.

Golden State Warriors @warriors

5 years ago

I’ve been playing and watching basketball my entire life. I’ve never seen this shot even attempted, let alone made. My God.

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Colin Short @ColinShort

5 years ago

When I take the inside lane, even though it’s a car length behind the outside lane, yet still order ahead of the outside guy...that’s when I know exactly how Flo-Jo felt starting the 200m finals from lane 5 in Seoul ‘88. 🍟🥇🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️