SAYUM! @ColonelSKTalks
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Shockingly some people struggle to be happy and this individual clearly did not feel right until they had their hormones adjusted. God forbid you feel threatened by someone else changing something ONLY for themselves to feel okay in the world.
Shockingly some people struggle to be happy and this individual clearly did not feel right until they had their hormones adjusted. God forbid you feel threatened by someone else changing something ONLY for themselves to feel okay in the world.
I won't be this beautiful forever. I should get all my faps out now before my hand says I'm not pretty enough.
They say a sneeze is 1/10 of an orgasm but it's like 100% of orgasms I've experienced. My throat hurts and there's weird taste in my mouth.
It's not raining because I'm crying and I'm not crying because its raining. I'm crying because life sucks and its raining because life sucks
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Impregnate his wife and he can drink breast milk for months.
Sometimes life is a real d-bag, but even though it makes you feel dirty and gross and like shit, at least it'll wash your vagina.
I used to think that a beautiful woman could love me for who I am. I also used to be six years old. #pessimismwithage #andsmallpenis #nipple
I tripped crossing the street and a car ran over my legs. Now I have no legs.
I tried to poop today but couldn't. I'm the biggest failure ever! But seriously, it made me sad. Maybe one day, but thats what they all say.
I have a dream that one day my bowel movements will occur at convenient hours. #4inthemorningpoopsesh #notsofun #bettethanconstipationiguess
Yesterdayy, all my troubles still seem here today! #fuckyouyesterdayyouuselessshit #thatsnothowthesonggoes #idontcareyesterdayfuckingsucks!!
I was told to start living every day like it was my last so I started eating lots of ice cream. Now I'm fat, alone, and diabetic. #yay! #:'(
If a man falls in a crowd does a tree hear a sound? A recent study suggests that fuck no.
One may be the loneliest number but I'm the loneliest human being. Though technically I am also a number... A social security number! Ha! :(
I always carry a tooth brush and toothpaste so that when I'm with a girl I like and I want to kiss her I can make her brush her teeth first.
I just want someone to cuddle with, everything else my hands can do. That and someone to eat. I can't eat my hands, that's preposterous.
Isn't it funny that we come from a vagina and then spend the rest of of our lives trying to get back inside one? No, because I never succeed
I don't like to judge a book by its cover, but if the cover is made if shit I probably won't read it. #thatsonlybecauseimilliterate #babies!
That awkward moment when you ejaculate in Public and then remember that your sister's name is Public. #oopsieswrongplaceforsemen Disgusting!
I wanna power my house with penis pumps. What kind of equipment do I need to use to make that happen?
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