NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly. -JFK Tampa, Florida Joined July 2011

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

5 days ago

When I see gaffes like this I feel like it has to be intentional, right? Like they know there is a market for this but have to play it off as an error

Mike Monaghan @lifewithmikey52

5 days ago

When I see gaffes like this I feel like it has to be intentional, right? Like they know there is a market for this but have to play it off as an error

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

5 days ago

Just opened BeReal for the first time in two years and almost threw up at the hints I was missing

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

2 weeks ago

There is something so beautiful about fantasy football in a league where no one knows what they’re doing

Austin Abbott @AustinAbbottFF

2 weeks ago

There is something so beautiful about fantasy football in a league where no one knows what they’re doing

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lena @lenafultz

2 weeks ago

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

3 weeks ago

Going to start putting that I’m a Pittsburgh Pirates fan in my dating profile so everyone knows I’m loyal and not leaving if things get tough

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

4 weeks ago

This is what talking to my coworkers feels like sometimes

finn/spencer 🐾 @basilnoodle

4 weeks ago

This is what talking to my coworkers feels like sometimes

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Poker Perry @PokerPerry1

a month ago

this was just a ridiculous five track run

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

a month ago

The second I see an ad on RedZone I will cancel my subscription

Joe Beldner @JoeBeldner

a month ago

The second I see an ad on RedZone I will cancel my subscription

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

a month ago

I can’t really explain the way this releases dopamine into my system

Culture @notgwendalupe

a month ago

I can’t really explain the way this releases dopamine into my system

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tori @nofiltertori

a month ago

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Movie theater fashion is awesome because there’s a guy here in a full suit, someone in a full Fantastic Four costume, a girl in a Cruella de Vil-esque outfit featuring a feather boa, a bunch of people wearing whatever they pulled out of their closet, and not a single one is wrong

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N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill

a month ago

You’re sheltering romantic delusions in your subconscious are you not

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

2 months ago

I felt Yoenis Cespedes and Yasiel Puig in the room with me

Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball

2 months ago

I felt Yoenis Cespedes and Yasiel Puig in the room with me

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

2 months ago

My coworker keeps saying “physical” when he means fiscal

ugh @ughfinewhatever

2 months ago

My coworker keeps saying “physical” when he means fiscal

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NoHo Hank @ColorblindCrocs

2 months ago

Unironically am going to have to start quoting “the unc who could” to myself

Jacob @koulrophilia

2 months ago

Unironically am going to have to start quoting “the unc who could” to myself

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Alan Cole @AlanMCole

2 months ago

I just noticed something odd: The leitmotif for my father's most trusted advisor in ruling the kingdom is very similar to the leitmotif for the masked assassin who made an attempt on my father's life. What a crazy coincidence!