Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

The totally official account of Colossal Laboratories and Biosciences(?). Joined April 2023

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

5 months ago

Why is every1 so mean 2 me?☹️

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

6 months ago

That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

6 months ago

We've actually succeeded in de-extincting the dodo a few times already, but somebody keeps cracking the eggs open and eating them raw. We're trying to figure out who. Our apologies for the delay.

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

6 months ago

Ok, so, uh... Some of the mice have escaped. Lesson learned: don't purchase terrariums from Temu. We're currently looking into the feasibility of engineering Smilodon traits into domestic cats in order to deal with the issue.

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

6 months ago

Back to square one

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

6 months ago

We are so back

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

2 years ago

Would you? We can make it happen, if you want.

Jaco @Jaco2811

2 years ago

Would you? We can make it happen, if you want.

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Colossal Biosciences(?) @ColossalBio

2 years ago

Just to clarify, this is partially true; this is a real photo of Caudipteryx cartilage cells with DNA stained by hematoxylin and eosin. The scientists who took the picture in 2021 could even recognize chromatin threads. However, no attempt has been made to sequence it yet.